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Politically Correcting the Legend (King Arthur for our post-modern times)
Tech Central Station ^ | July 20, 2004 | Michael Brandon McClellan

Posted on 07/20/2004 9:45:48 AM PDT by quidnunc

Jerry Bruckheimer's most recent rendition of King Arthur raises a fascinating question: is the political correcting process implemented intentionally, or does such revision simply occur by momentum once patterns of thought start heading in a certain direction?

The newest King Arthur purports to tell the "real story" that inspired the legend of Camelot. The Cliff's notes version is this: King Arthur was really the Roman commander named Lucius Artorius Castus, leading a group of conscripted "eastern knights" charged with repelling Rome's enemies at Hadrian's Wall in Britain. These "knights" are pagan cavalrymen from the Central Asian region that lies between the Vistula River and the Caspian Sea, known as Sarmatia.

Guinevere and Merlin are actually "Woads" (named for the blue dye used to paint the body before battle that gained notoriety in the movie Braveheart). These Woads are pagan barbarians who constitute Rome's primary enemies beyond the Wall to the north. Merlin is not really a magical wizard but a mystical Shaman-like freedom-fighter leading the Woads; Guinevere is not a queen in flowing robes, but rather a proto-feminist archer who goes to battle in William Wallace-style face paint.

The Woads simply want to be left alone after facing great persecution and torture by the Catholic Romans, who are willing to implement any hideous means to convert and enslave the natives. With the exception of Arthur (who is part-Woad), the Christians are almost uniformly duplicitous, and dare I say it, evil. Meanwhile the real enemies are coming down from the north, and they are the blonde-haired Aryan-looking Saxons. The ruthless Saxon leader's most notable quotation is along the lines of "don't breed with the locals, you'll taint our blood."

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1 posted on 07/20/2004 9:45:51 AM PDT by quidnunc
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To: quidnunc

Not only is Arthur the only Christian portrayed positively, he is a Pelagian (ie, a heretic)....


2 posted on 07/20/2004 9:49:43 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: quidnunc

It's a MOVIE. Sheesh it hasn't even come out yet.


3 posted on 07/20/2004 9:51:56 AM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: quidnunc

Did Disney make this flick?


4 posted on 07/20/2004 9:53:26 AM PDT by Jaded (Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain)
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To: quidnunc

I'm a history nut and my girlfriend is a King Arthur fan.....we both hated this movie.

So many historical errors it's not even funny.

Not to mention every Christian in this movie was portrayed as a murderous and treacherous thief. Where as all the peaceful pagans wanted was to be "left alone".


5 posted on 07/20/2004 9:54:03 AM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: quidnunc

The real question is...are the movie producers really attempting to revise history, as so many seem to think, or just making their fictional movie in a way they think will make money?


6 posted on 07/20/2004 9:57:06 AM PDT by stuartcr
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To: Blue Scourge

I didn't know this movie was out already. I was watching something about it on tv last night. Oh well. Not too many movies do a good job of historical adaptation it seems.


7 posted on 07/20/2004 9:57:25 AM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: cyborg

Actually...it came out on July the 7th, my girlfriend and I saw it on the 12th.


8 posted on 07/20/2004 9:57:55 AM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: Blue Scourge

I thought King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table were christians.


9 posted on 07/20/2004 9:58:42 AM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: cyborg

DOUH!!! I replied a half a second after you did....sorry.


10 posted on 07/20/2004 9:58:51 AM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: Blue Scourge

i saw it too.

there were a few good action sequences.

beyond that, it was rather bland and tiresome hollywood drivel.

next thing will be the "life of Pelagius" probably which will show Augustine to be a proto-Republican whereas Pelagius will be kind, sensitve, caring...blah blah blah


11 posted on 07/20/2004 10:00:08 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: cyborg

In every other telling of the story they are...Arthur is a "Christian" in this movie, but the rest of his Knights are pagans.


12 posted on 07/20/2004 10:00:13 AM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: Blue Scourge

That's what the queers were saying 15 years ago...


13 posted on 07/20/2004 10:01:28 AM PDT by Old Professer (Interests in common are commonly abused.)
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To: Blue Scourge

My brother is a historian and he loved the movie (I hated it). He thought they got a lot of little details right and that the portrayal of the corruption and treachery of the early Christian church was dead-on accurate. He also explained that the original intent was to make it a small, art-house film - Disney decided to market it as a "summer blockbuster", which explains the incoherent presentation.


14 posted on 07/20/2004 10:01:42 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves
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To: cyborg

It did and it tanked.


15 posted on 07/20/2004 10:01:59 AM PDT by Sam the Sham
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To: cyborg

Saw it. It's just a movie. Really. And I loved the actors, I let go of the Mort d'Artur legends, and just watched. If you saw the 13th Warrior, and liked it, you'd like this, too. If you want another Disney adaptation of the Sword in the Stone, stay home.


16 posted on 07/20/2004 10:02:03 AM PDT by January24th
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To: ConservativeDude

Just curious...I had never heard of Pelagius, who was he and what did he do?


17 posted on 07/20/2004 10:02:50 AM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: Blue Scourge

My fifteen year old said "Guinevere sucked". He liked most of the movie but didn't like the new twists on the age-old story. He is nuts over medieval stories and battles.


18 posted on 07/20/2004 10:02:52 AM PDT by gingerky
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To: Old Professer

Huh? I think you lost me there.....


19 posted on 07/20/2004 10:05:16 AM PDT by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: Blue Scourge

I saw the movie, and it was entertaining enough, but wasn't 300 A.D. a little early for the crossbow?


20 posted on 07/20/2004 10:05:33 AM PDT by Uncle Vlad
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