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"You cannot find my WMD because I mailed them to Syria where my doctor lives. It was supposed to be THIS BIG!"

1 posted on 04/05/2006 8:28:33 PM PDT by Mannaggia l'America
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To: Mannaggia l'America

THis guy sounds like a real d*ckhead.


2 posted on 04/05/2006 8:29:41 PM PDT by LA Conservative (Liberalism is now a secular cult of Leftism)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

Is this that same guy who threw his member at Chicago police recently? Maybe it was reattached and enlarged too. He can't live with it, and he can't live without it, apparently.


3 posted on 04/05/2006 8:30:16 PM PDT by jdm
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To: Mannaggia l'America
Hey, dickhead, vanity is a wonderful thing, eh?

very big LOL

6 posted on 04/05/2006 8:31:57 PM PDT by LasVegasMac (Islam........not fit for human consumption.)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

What a weiner!


7 posted on 04/05/2006 8:32:27 PM PDT by dukeman
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To: Mannaggia l'America

Thank goodness some of us don't need this... ;)


9 posted on 04/05/2006 8:33:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

Assault with a dead weapon.


10 posted on 04/05/2006 8:35:45 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: Mannaggia l'America

He He He Reamstown ?


13 posted on 04/05/2006 8:39:29 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the Beeber)
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To: Mannaggia l'America
difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

The sentence for using WMDs is 4 - 8 years?!

14 posted on 04/05/2006 8:40:08 PM PDT by Sloth (Archaeologists test for intelligent design all the time.)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

I was once accused of deflowerization on a massive scale


15 posted on 04/05/2006 8:43:28 PM PDT by usmcobra (Those that are incited to violence by the sight of OUR flag are the enemies of this nation.)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

--stealing from a poster on Lucianne, the evidence won't stand up in court--


16 posted on 04/05/2006 8:45:17 PM PDT by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

Seems only fair ... wasn't it a WMD he was looking for from the surgery in the first place?


18 posted on 04/05/2006 8:57:38 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (If McKinney gets a free slap, then we all should get a free slap)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

What happened, a porker corkscrew transplant?


19 posted on 04/05/2006 9:01:45 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis
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To: Mannaggia l'America

On average, a penile enlargement surgery results in about a 1/4" increase in length and no girth increase.


20 posted on 04/05/2006 9:04:21 PM PDT by Zeroisanumber
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To: Mannaggia l'America
A much cheaper way to go:


21 posted on 04/05/2006 9:51:07 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: Mannaggia l'America

Actual note inside:

Re-MEMBER me, Doc?

Signed,

The Unit-bomber.


25 posted on 04/06/2006 12:04:56 AM PDT by CowboyJay (Rough Riders! Tancredo '08)
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26 posted on 04/21/2006 12:53:11 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

Tell me, did the doctor sneeze when he was 'working' on him?


35 posted on 01/25/2007 1:07:56 PM PST by gulfcoast6
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