[LA Conservative]

THis guy sounds like a real d*ckhead.

[Darth Malice]

it hurts reading the story....ouch!

[Farmer Dean]

Maybe he wasn't having much luck with the ladies.It's a poor workman who blames his tool however---

[GSlob]

Nothing new here. The dreams of glory are always the same. In "Arabian Nights" there was a somewhat similar story: a pious guy was granted - for his piety - three wishes. His first was for enlargement - and lo, it became so big that he [the rest of him] could not move. He asked to be rid of such calamity - and lo, his second wish was immediately granted, and he became a eunuch. So on the advice of his wife he used his last remaining wish requesting to be restored to status quo ante.

[Gamecock]

I'm not sure exactly what this clown had done, but I do know that many older gentlemen who have problems attaining an erection will have penile implants done.

The one pictured below is considered "the Cadillac" of implants. There are others, but this is the ultimate. It works by sqeezing the bulb in the lower abdomen. It forces fluid into the rods, resulting in an erection. The release valve is in the scrotum.

I knew a patient once who had one put in. A week later he was back in the hospital to have it removed. I asked his urologist if was infected. He told me no, but his wife wouldn't let him in the house with it....