Posted on 12/06/2015 7:16:01 PM PST by cblue55
Random question: Male suicide bombers (Jihadists) are rewarded in heaven with a bunch of virgins. Do the female Jihadists get the same reward? Just wondering.
Good reply.
they all get a one way “E” ticket to HELL.
[[Allah also gives cosmic Viagra.]]
What happens if they get an erection for more than 48 hours? Should they call their doctor right away?
MUSLIM MEN? YOU JEST.
Men fight fight men, on the open field of battle with no quarter given nor asked, not unarmed, innocent civilians in a sneak attack.
A Muslim suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as
foretold. When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was
ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity
he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah looked at him for a moment, then replied, “Actually,
the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you
murdered them before they could experience the pleasure
of sex. So, you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins,
they’re quite sexually ravenous and frankly, you’ll be on
constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise
should you fail.
The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that.
How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?â€
Allah replied, “Who told you they were women?”
It's raisins anyway. 72 raisins.
In Hinduism only men go to heaven. Women just have to pray that they return to earth as a man. People keep getting reincarnated until they "get it right."
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Reminds me of an old James Brown song: "It's a Man's World." He was sumpen else, wan he?
"Oh baby don't you WEEP!"....Brown falls to the floor on his knees. WHAT an entertainer he was.
Hahaha! Good one.
I’ve heard the women get male goats or camels as their spouses—but they get to pick.
I don't believe that is what the original deal was. IIRC it was grapes.
Back then, virgins were abundant. Just raid a village and rape the kids. But grapes were few and far between.
As time marched on, it was changed to virgins because grapes were no longer a rare commodity and the Imams liked raping virgins.
Male or Female, it makes no difference, they get 72 identical “Hillary Klintoons.”
Imagine how Christianity would be if every Priest/Minister were allowed to make amendments to the Bible.
An interesting question with some surprising answers.
This is an RT interview with an Israeli terror expert. Despite the title, the bulk of the interview is about the place and motivations and beliefs of shahadas - female jihadis. Well worth the half hour of time to hear out:
https://www.rt.com/shows/sophieco/314326-isis-sex-slaves-terrorists/
Girls get to be the sex slave of a guy along with 71 others or all eternity.
Mohammed: the hardest working man in show business.
AMEN.
Islam is a false religion.
Lol!
Women get a 72 year non-painful headache.
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