Skip to comments.Question about rewards Jihadists receive when they get to heaven
Posted on 12/06/2015 7:16:01 PM PST by cblue55
Random question: Male suicide bombers (Jihadists) are rewarded in heaven with a bunch of virgins. Do the female Jihadists get the same reward? Just wondering.
Men get a 72-year-old virgin
Women get hope to get away from Muslim men. That’s an incentive right there.
Let’s see. Those virgins have been hanging around since like AD600 or so?
They get 72 female virgins and 28 young male virgins for a total of 100 virgins.
They do like their sodomy.
Muslim women go over to the Viking heaven, Valhalla, because they can drink there and get away from Muslim men.
I don’t believe the men will be paying much attention to the virgins because of the extreme heat.
The only sure way for a muslim man to get to heaven is to die in jihad.
He is rewarded with virgins and little boys. The virgins instantly become virgins again after sex.
Allah also gives cosmic Viagra.
Women get to be with their husband and will have no jealousy when their husbands are having sex with virgins or diddling little boys.
I read this the other day, maybe even here:
All muzzies experience ‘suffering of the grave’. IOW they believe they feel the pain of decomposition in the grave. However, if you die during Jihad, you get to skip this. Those who die in jihad are called Shahids. Making it an even better deal, up to 70 of a jihadis family get to skip the step too - in the San Bernadino case, she just saved her baby from suffering of the grave.
The entire religion seems less legitimate than a time share sales pitch
Luxenberg 's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris.
They repeatedly get turned into virgins and get to experience a new Muslim man every moment—into eternity.
This is a trick question. Jihadists do not go to Heaven. They go to meet al-Lah who is Satan.
There is not much chance of paradise for women in Islam. Woman are simply too impure and lead men on to sin just by existing. The female prospects for women in the Moslem Paradise always make me wonder why women who experience any other culture don’t just leave. If they don’t go to heaven nohow no way why put up with all the crap in Moslem life? At least drop out and live a better life here on earth.
They are lesbians so, yeah...
swift kick in the ass and a trip to live at the devils home..
Given the Muslim attitude toward women, I’d say the female martyrs get endless ironing.
There is no heaven for islam scum.
They had an article here last week in which some Islamic mullah or whatever said that the female martyrs get a man with an “unbendable penis”. The only downside for the females is that he has to stop and call a doctor every four hours.
>>Muslim women go over to the Viking heaven, Valhalla, because they can drink there and get away from Muslim men.<<
The ones that go to hell become virgins.
The virgins in Paradise as described in the Koran would seem to be something like those Japanese companion robots.
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