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To: cblue55

A Muslim suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as
foretold. When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was
ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity
he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.

Allah looked at him for a moment, then replied, “Actually,
the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you
murdered them before they could experience the pleasure
of sex. So, you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins,
they’re quite sexually ravenous and frankly, you’ll be on
constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise
should you fail.

The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that.
How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”

Allah replied, “Who told you they were women?”


45 posted on 12/06/2015 8:24:27 PM PST by Misterioso (Jihadists are driven by the Prophet motive.)
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To: Misterioso

Lol!


59 posted on 12/07/2015 4:10:13 AM PST by cblue55 ("Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants,")
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