posted on 10/25/2012 2:31:44 PM PDT
To: netmilsmom; thefrankbaum; Tax-chick; GregB; saradippity; Berlin_Freeper; Litany; SumProVita; ...
Blake needs a heavy dose of catechesis. Failing that, he should consider applying to serve at an Evangelical Baptist Church where his musical gifts will be truly appreciated.
posted on 10/25/2012 2:33:08 PM PDT
("Before I formed you in the womb I knew you." --Jeremiah 1:5)
Now Hear This:
"Dueling Banjos" is NOT an appropriate selection for a "Communion Meditation".
That is all.
posted on 10/25/2012 2:35:54 PM PDT
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
You do realize that’s a spoof article at a spoof site right?
posted on 10/25/2012 2:38:30 PM PDT
(Not a part of anyone's well oiled machine.)
You can see it in their eyes
the way they droop down, lazily closing as we play
as if their entering into some kind of ecstasy. Or the way some in the parish are so moved they just cant stand another moment of joy, and simply walk out
presumably to get some air.
That's satire, yes?
posted on 10/25/2012 2:38:47 PM PDT
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
Our fans love us, Jennings said, after Sunday Mass
Hey, Blake: IT AIN’T ABOUT YOU! When you start talking about “fans” in the context of a worship service, it’s time for you to stop playing, do some real soul searching and remember that you are a steward, not the owner, of your talents.
posted on 10/25/2012 2:41:17 PM PDT
This is from The Onion....right??
Ican't even stand CHOIRS anymore because they make the PRIEST WAIT for them to finish!!
posted on 10/25/2012 2:43:13 PM PDT
by Ann Archy
( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
posted on 10/25/2012 3:25:29 PM PDT
(My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
I assume that this is all tongue-in-cheek.
However, I believe that the folk Mass is an abomination.
I’ll take a Tridentine High Mass filled with ethereal Gregorian Chant every day of the week (and especially on Sunday).
Satire or not, that it COULD be true or that many thought it WAS true is the problem
posted on 10/25/2012 3:42:13 PM PDT
posted on 10/25/2012 3:57:05 PM PDT
(Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
You need the “satire” label on this. Evidently most people didn’t catch it.
posted on 10/25/2012 4:07:58 PM PDT
by E. Pluribus Unum
(Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
Son : Dad, I want to be a folksinger when I grow up.
Father: I'm sorry, son, but you can't have it both ways.
“Play Free Bird! WHOOOooooo!”
posted on 10/25/2012 5:13:20 PM PDT
posted on 10/25/2012 11:42:24 PM PDT
(Justice Robert Jackson was wrong -- the Constitution IS a suicide pact.)
That sounds like total satire.
Or that band needs to be shown the door.
posted on 10/25/2012 11:45:49 PM PDT
posted on 10/26/2012 6:32:42 PM PDT
("Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis" St. Augustine)
I wish I had a snarky smiley with its eyebrows way up past its, um, circumference.
posted on 10/26/2012 6:38:40 PM PDT
by Mrs. Don-o
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