1 posted on
10/25/2012 2:31:44 PM PDT by
NYer
To: netmilsmom; thefrankbaum; Tax-chick; GregB; saradippity; Berlin_Freeper; Litany; SumProVita; ...
Blake needs a heavy dose of catechesis. Failing that, he should consider applying to serve at an Evangelical Baptist Church where his musical gifts will be truly appreciated.
2 posted on
10/25/2012 2:33:08 PM PDT by
NYer
("Before I formed you in the womb I knew you." --Jeremiah 1:5)
To: NYer
Now Hear This:
"Dueling Banjos" is NOT an appropriate selection for a "Communion Meditation".
That is all.
4 posted on
10/25/2012 2:35:54 PM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: NYer
You do realize that’s a spoof article at a spoof site right?
5 posted on
10/25/2012 2:38:30 PM PDT by
discostu
(Not a part of anyone's well oiled machine.)
To: NYer
“You can see it in their eyes…the way they droop down, lazily closing as we play…as if their entering into some kind of ecstasy. Or the way some in the parish are so moved they just can’t stand another moment of joy, and simply walk out…presumably to get some air.” That's satire, yes?
6 posted on
10/25/2012 2:38:47 PM PDT by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: NYer
“Our fans love us,” Jennings said, after Sunday Mass
Hey, Blake: IT AIN’T ABOUT YOU! When you start talking about “fans” in the context of a worship service, it’s time for you to stop playing, do some real soul searching and remember that you are a steward, not the owner, of your talents.
8 posted on
10/25/2012 2:41:17 PM PDT by
jagusafr
To: NYer
This is from The Onion....right??
Ican't even stand CHOIRS anymore because they make the PRIEST WAIT for them to finish!!
11 posted on
10/25/2012 2:43:13 PM PDT by
Ann Archy
( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: NYer
20 posted on
10/25/2012 3:25:29 PM PDT by
Inyo-Mono
(My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
To: NYer
I assume that this is all tongue-in-cheek.
However, I believe that the folk Mass is an abomination.
I’ll take a Tridentine High Mass filled with ethereal Gregorian Chant every day of the week (and especially on Sunday).
To: NYer
Satire or not, that it COULD be true or that many thought it WAS true is the problem
24 posted on
10/25/2012 3:42:13 PM PDT by
stanne
To: NYer
27 posted on
10/25/2012 3:57:05 PM PDT by
free-in-nyc
(Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
To: NYer
You need the “satire” label on this. Evidently most people didn’t catch it.
29 posted on
10/25/2012 4:07:58 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
To: NYer
Son : Dad, I want to be a folksinger when I grow up.
Father: I'm sorry, son, but you can't have it both ways.
To: NYer
“Play Free Bird! WHOOOooooo!”
33 posted on
10/25/2012 5:13:20 PM PDT by
Blogatron
(VOTE ANGRY!!!)
To: NYer
34 posted on
10/25/2012 11:42:24 PM PDT by
Dajjal
(Justice Robert Jackson was wrong -- the Constitution IS a suicide pact.)
To: NYer
That sounds like total satire.
Or that band needs to be shown the door.
35 posted on
10/25/2012 11:45:49 PM PDT by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: NYer
36 posted on
10/26/2012 6:32:42 PM PDT by
lastchance
("Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis" St. Augustine)
To: NYer
I wish I had a snarky smiley with its eyebrows way up past its, um, circumference.
37 posted on
10/26/2012 6:38:40 PM PDT by
Mrs. Don-o
(asdfgh)
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