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One has to give credit to liberals. Everytime you think they can't get any crazier, they do. Like death and taxes, their increasing insanity can always be relied upon.
1 posted on 03/26/2009 1:04:53 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: ReformationFan

This is so silly. If I want condoms, I don’t have to go to a church service to get them.

It would be interesting if the UCC would start offering sex orgies on demand during services.

The UCC is simply engaging in mockery, this isn’t an attempt to get new members because society is already offering what the UCC is offering.


2 posted on 03/26/2009 1:06:17 PM PDT by Professor_Leonide (I said to the young man who showed me a photo, "Who can ever be sure what is behind a mask?")
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The terminally ill UCC denomination has decided that the solution to their membership in freefall is to hand out condoms in the sanctuary during church services

Yeah, preventing children. What a great way to deal with falling membership...

3 posted on 03/26/2009 1:06:42 PM PDT by Liberty1970 (Democrats are not in control. God is. And Thank God for that!)
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they should also go topless and let the worshippers put their donations into the g-strings of the chorus girls wandering the aisles.


4 posted on 03/26/2009 1:08:31 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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I am a member of a UCC congregation. I have yet to see a pregnant teen girl from our church. That’s a whole lot more than can be said for some churches.


6 posted on 03/26/2009 1:09:45 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Turning gold into lead!)
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They should put them on the tips of arrows, and fire them into the congregation....
7 posted on 03/26/2009 1:10:03 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Presbyterians often forget that John Knox had been a Sunday bowler.)
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To: ReformationFan

What does ucc stand for?


8 posted on 03/26/2009 1:12:25 PM PDT by bilhosty (Welcome to Eat the Press)
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