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NAKED LUNCH (Latest Resteraunt Trend: Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body)
NY Post ^ | August 20, 2003 | BRIDGET HARRISON

Posted on 08/20/2003 9:12:31 AM PDT by presidio9

Edited on 05/26/2004 5:16:06 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

THERE'S nothing genteel about this finger food. Corporate bigwigs are forking over as much as $700 a head for dinner parties where guests are served sushi off a naked woman.

The secret gourmet trend has taken off in the past six months in L.A., and now New York is getting on the act.


(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; US: California; US: New York
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To: isthisnickcool
"Hmm. "Lie still for up to three hours?" Reminds me of my first wife."

Brutal.

61 posted on 08/20/2003 9:32:42 AM PDT by AngryJawa (Solve the damn problem!)
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To: presidio9
I'll never be that broke, and nobody is ever that hungry.

::shakes head, mutters something about Sodom & Gomorrah::
62 posted on 08/20/2003 9:33:35 AM PDT by ChemistCat (It's National I'm Being Discriminated Against By Someone Day.)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
I wonder if the vikings tried this with fondue...
63 posted on 08/20/2003 9:33:59 AM PDT by weegee
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To: presidio9
I think I could do this kind of work. I could even supply the... (wait for it)

...California Roll.

64 posted on 08/20/2003 9:34:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Raw fish on my naked body? No thanks! Hell, no...

Don't worry. The fish is already dead...and probably scaled. Just don't get too close to that light green stuff on the side. I think it's waste from Chernobyl.

65 posted on 08/20/2003 9:34:56 AM PDT by Tall_Texan (http://righteverytime1.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's latest column.)
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To: mikeb704
I know I am getting tired of the links to your personal site. Do you need to add that to every thread you post on?
66 posted on 08/20/2003 9:34:57 AM PDT by TheOtherOne
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To: presidio9
Waiter, there's a hair in my miso soup...
67 posted on 08/20/2003 9:35:21 AM PDT by weegee
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To: presidio9
The flowers are probably attached to her th0ng, which means the flowers on her chest must be over-sized pasties. Disgraceful!
68 posted on 08/20/2003 9:36:12 AM PDT by Teacher317
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To: presidio9
She is not naked. Jeez. Waste my time coming to this thread like that ;)
69 posted on 08/20/2003 9:36:41 AM PDT by BJungNan
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To: TheOtherOne; mikeb704
I know I am getting tired of the links to your personal site. Do you need to add that to every thread you post on?

It is very important that mikeb704 post in a manner that does not annoy you.

70 posted on 08/20/2003 9:36:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: presidio9
I've seen this on TV no less and thought, wow...we've come a long way, baby. Now women are free at last to be used as tables.
71 posted on 08/20/2003 9:36:56 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: presidio9
Implants, yuk!
72 posted on 08/20/2003 9:36:57 AM PDT by biblewonk (Spose to be a Chrisssssssstian)
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To: presidio9

"Just, damn! If Ah'd know about this, I never would've become a chicken plucker. Ah could have been the only sushi chef in Arkansas."

73 posted on 08/20/2003 9:37:37 AM PDT by weegee
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To: presidio9
This is an OUTRAGE!!! Something needs to be done about this!! There ought to be a law!!











The sushi is obviously getting too warm when served this way.
74 posted on 08/20/2003 9:40:32 AM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Lazamataz
"It is very important that mikeb704 post in a manner that does not annoy you."

Sarcasm! I love Sarcasm!

75 posted on 08/20/2003 9:40:32 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (French: old Europe word meaning surrender)
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To: weegee
Waiter, there's a hair in my miso soup...

Miso horny! Me love you longtime! Miso horny!

76 posted on 08/20/2003 9:40:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: presidio9
This is an OUTRAGE!!! Something needs to be done about this!! There ought to be a law!!











The sushi is obviously getting too warm when served this way.
77 posted on 08/20/2003 9:40:49 AM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Hildy
I've seen this on TV no less and thought, wow...we've come a long way, baby. Now women are free at last to be used as tables.

Back in de Sade's day, they could only get gigs as chairs. That's a long way, indeed.

78 posted on 08/20/2003 9:41:45 AM PDT by weegee
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To: TheOtherOne
I know I am getting tired of the links to your personal site. Do you need to add that to every thread you post on?

What's the big deal? Just install the "Bates Filter". It's all over the Internet. Just open every mail attachment sent to you and that will start the program up.

Hey! It worked for me! Wink wink!

79 posted on 08/20/2003 9:42:08 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (Thanks for the memories!)
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To: Hildy
I've seen this on TV no less and thought, wow...we've come a long way, baby. Now women are free at last to be used as tables.

Just curious. Would this be easier if she were lying on her stomach? I would think the food could stay in place longer that way.

80 posted on 08/20/2003 9:42:11 AM PDT by Tall_Texan (http://righteverytime1.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's latest column.)
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