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Don't Expect Johnny to Come Marching Home to America
Insight ^ | 8-1-03 | Paul Walfield

Posted on 08/01/2003 5:29:11 PM PDT by Ex-Dem

In recent weeks there has been an upsurge, even from the Democrats in Congress, about the evils of expressing your First Amendment rights if it means criticizing a Hollywood celebrity. The elite are protected from the "rabble" both by the Democrats, who think they know who butters their bread, and by the media, which sees anyone who doesn't think like them as, well, "rabble."

Apparently the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is at the disposal of the left but not anyone else. The left can boycott, criticize and pretty much damn the government and country and anyone else they see as a threat - or even an annoyance. But woe to the person or persons who criticize the left. For the left, bad-mouthing America is patriotic, but bad-mouthing the person bad-mouthing America is downright treasonous.

USA Weekend.com ran a July 6 story on Johnny Depp, the "always-offbeat" star of the new Disney movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Basically, the story on Depp is his condemnation of America, its people and its place in the world. Johnny "loves" America, but prefers France. He moved there five years ago and has never looked back. You see, France is far more civilized than America for Johnny as he is "shocked by the gun violence in American schools and feels it is far safer raising a family in France."

Depp prefers to "live a simple life" in France. According to the article, the simple life for Johnny is one in which he can "live as he pleases in a French farmhouse near swanky Saint-Tropez and choose which roles he wants to play." He also likes to go out and buy "$18,000 bottles of wine in restaurants and pals around with Rolling Stones bad boys Keith Richards and Ron Wood."

However, Johnny loves "France and [to] be living in a tiny village with nothing around. There is still the possibility to live a simple life. You can go to the market, walk about, buy fruits and vegetables - the things they did 100 and 200 years ago. We have moments when we're sitting in our house and our kids are playing, and we look at one another and think, 'Thank God we escaped.'"

For Johnny, buying a cucumber or a cabbage from a market is primitive living, while living and being in America is a place and state of being from which to "escape." Just the same, Johnny wants us all to pay U.S. dollars to see him in the movies so he can continue to bad-mouth the country that allowed him to become an "artiste."

If anyone dare criticize that pompous little twerp for bad-mouthing America, it is an "infringement" on his First Amendment rights.

But the folks over at Disney love the guy. After all, they are the same company that wanted to bankroll Michael Moore's new hate-America project until the word got out and many Americans became upset. Apparently Disney executives folded at the prospect of being discovered for what they really are (among the "elite left"), and now Mikey has to find funding elsewhere.

But Depp sees the French as far more sophisticated and erudite than the backward Americans. "He rejects the view that there has been a surge of anti-Americanism there because of opposition to the U.S.-led war in Iraq, and he believes the French people have behaved in a dignified manner while some Americans have resorted to 'schoolyard tactics' by renaming french fries 'freedom fries.'"

As far as the war in Iraq is concerned, Johnny sees only the ugly Americans bullying the world's innocent and defenseless peoples. "I saw these American kids being shipped off to war, and I was looking at their faces and thinking, 'They're not ready for it.'" He added, "Is anybody ever ready for it? You're thinking about where they're going, what they're getting into. What's it really all about? It's about dough; it's about money. That's ugly."

Besides trashing America, Johnny also has advice on parenting and family values - you know, the things we once associated with Disney. Johnny has a couple of children whom he loves dearly, along with their mother. However, he hasn't as yet chosen to marry. Johnny doesn't think it is important just yet. He wants to wait awhile so that the marriage will mean something to his children. Johnny wants to wait to marry the mother of his children until his "kids are old enough to enjoy it." Marriage for Johnny, unlike us mere mortals, is all about the ceremony. He is not getting married for the sake of his wife or for the sake of his children, but rather for the sake of entertaining his children. How sick is that?

Like Susan Sarandon, the Dixie Chicks and countless other celebrities before him, Depp has taken what was given to him by America and her people, and stepped all over it.

Perhaps next time America creates a new star with all the wealth and fame that goes with it, we Americans will remember to keep the receipt.

Paul Walfield is a free-lance writer and an attorney and counselor at law with an undergraduate degree in psychology and postgraduate study in behavioral and analytical psychology. He can be contacted at paul.walfield@cox.net.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antiamerican; democrats; hollywood; johnnydepp; liberals; seeya

1 posted on 08/01/2003 5:29:11 PM PDT by Ex-Dem
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To: Ex-Dem
The good news is he doesn't live here anymore.
2 posted on 08/01/2003 5:43:38 PM PDT by skr (The liberals are only interested in seeking Weapons for Bush Destruction)
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To: Ex-Dem
Hot house tomatoes might have a certain appeal and color, but in the test of consumption one finds the insipid flavor and mealiness and realizes, too late, the waste of time and energy it took to produce.

Boycott fruits like Depp.
3 posted on 08/01/2003 5:45:15 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Defund NPR, PBS and the LSC.)
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To: Ex-Dem
Who really cares about Jonny Dip and his crummy new movie...
Johnny and his ilk can ignore the rising tide against them for a while, but they'll get soaked by it sooner or later.
Then we'll see them for what they are.
A bunch of sputtering, squawking,wet broody hens.
4 posted on 08/01/2003 5:45:17 PM PDT by cavtrooper21 ("RAMMMING SPEED, MR SULU!!!")
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To: Ex-Dem
You see, France is far more civilized than America for Johnny as he is "shocked by the gun violence in American schools and feels it is far safer raising a family in France."

I'm so sure that his kids would be sent to public school, here in the U.S.

5 posted on 08/01/2003 5:47:59 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Ex-Dem
I wonder . . . . If Spock did a mind meld on Depp, would he find anything?
6 posted on 08/01/2003 5:49:09 PM PDT by colorado tanker (Iron Horse)
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To: cavtrooper21
I saw him on Leno a couple of weeks ago and he looked like a friggin' freak who needed a good shower!

Leno joked when Depp arrived that security was looking for him;they thought a homeless guy had entered the premises.
7 posted on 08/01/2003 5:51:38 PM PDT by Mears
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To: cavtrooper21
Comatose French actress Marie Trintignant has undergone a "last chance" brain operation in an effort to save her life - after her family begged doctors to try everything. Trintignant remains in a deep coma after being discovered unconscious at a Lithuanian hotel on Sunday. Police are questioning her musician boyfriend Bertrand Cantat - who allegedly beat her on the night in question. Her film director parents Jean-Louis Trintignant and Nadine, and her son Roman are keeping a vigil at her bedside but doctors fear that the second surgery did nothing to improve her condition. Doctor Robertas Kvascevicius says, "We have done an operation at the request of the patient's relatives and it was a last chance operation because the patient's condition was very complicated. Unfortunately, I think her days are numbered now because she is in a deep coma, and the surgical decompression that was performed wasn't enough."

What? I thought it was an utopia over there. Well, at least a gun wasn't involved. /sarcasm

8 posted on 08/01/2003 5:53:27 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Ex-Dem
Oh WOW!
I am so impressed! //sarcasm./
The "wisdom" of his words approaches all the story's of all the politicians and celebrities who spend a night pretending to be poor and homeless, then claim they have insight about poverty because they have "experienced it".LOL!
I bet the farmer who sells him his cabbage from the village cart has a few choice words to say about the stupid actor who acts like an idiot in public. LOL!
9 posted on 08/01/2003 5:57:29 PM PDT by sarasmom (Punish France, Ignore Germany, Forgive Russia. Canada-well they are mostly French)
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To: Ex-Dem
RE: "What's it really all about? It's about dough; it's about money. That's ugly."

Johnny Depp can write a check to me and I'll take all that offensive money of his off his hands.

It will not bother my crude American sensibilities in the least.

10 posted on 08/01/2003 5:57:31 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Paul Atreides
Hmmm.

Based on your article about the brain dead actress and the remarks of Mr. Depp, one might conclude that a comatose state is fairly common for actors living in France.

Hmmm.

The same might be said for actors in the United States, too.
11 posted on 08/01/2003 5:59:03 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Defund NPR, PBS and the LSC.)
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To: Mears
I had seen him on the David Letterman show and he looked like he hadn't had a good shower in months. Uck!
12 posted on 08/01/2003 6:01:16 PM PDT by Arpege92
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To: skr
The good news is he doesn't live here anymore.

I'm assuming that he is a US citizen. That said, does that mean he has surrendered his citizenship, thus unable to benefit from the protections afforded US citizens living abroad AND the right to vote in US elections?

I'm not fond of "dual citizenship"...for anyone!

13 posted on 08/01/2003 6:01:55 PM PDT by Brian S ("Mount up everybody and ride to the sound of the gun!")
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To: Arpege92
You have to laugh at liberal actors who, apparently, feel so guilty about having so much money that they have to go around looking like bums to detract from the fact.
14 posted on 08/01/2003 6:05:36 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Ex-Dem
Johnny's young, and knows everything, just ask him.

If he lives long enough, though, one day he'll mature and realize just how excruciatingly wrong he was. Unlike most of us, he had the money and fame to make a difference, but lacked a little on the gray matter side of the house and got duped.

Some never recover, refusing to ever admit they made a mistake, unrepentant to the end. Thankfully, a guilt racked conscience and the attendent demons are the toughest sentence of all, and I hope he lives to 112. Good luck, Johnny - you're gonna need it.
15 posted on 08/01/2003 6:06:50 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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To: Freedom4US
Ed Asner never grew up, what makes you think Depp will? He is even richer than Asner!
16 posted on 08/01/2003 6:54:44 PM PDT by RaceBannon
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To: RaceBannon
Funny you should mention Eddie, I added the "some never recover.." caveat precisely with his ilk in mind... He might live long enough to self-actualize his crimes, but I doubt it.
17 posted on 08/01/2003 7:12:55 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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