Just in: $20 from California, $25 from Minnesota, $50 from Maryland!!!

my widdle head ^ | 7.16.03 | mlmr

[mlmr]

...and the man with the ponytail and Birkenstocks will take your next call...

Tell me Jonathan, what does FreeRepublic mean to you from a cultural and ideological perspective....can you imagine a world without FreeRepublic bringing you the finest in programming?

No, Chauncy, this would be a poorer world without FreeRepublic...think of the imported news we would miss if we had only the common fare of the networks to rely on for our social and cultural infomation. And we wouldnt have the wonderful coffeemugs

That's right Jonathan, no FreeRepublic coffemugs. I mean what says more abaout you at the coffee machine than a FreeRepublic coffemug? People will be impressed with your taste and support of our fine cause and they also will know that you have dontated to a worthy cultural entitny.

But Chauncy, dont forget the FreeRepublic tote bag. The perfect carryall for your summer reading. You can bring Coulter's newest hit to the beach and everyone will know you have taste and are a cut above.

Do I hear the phones ringing, Jonathan? My goodness folks, our phonebank is overwhelmed with calls from all around the country... $100, $25, $400... this is too exciting!!!

[mlmr]

Let's donate folks. Do your best NPR or PBS imitation!!!

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[BOBTHENAILER]

DONATE NOW, DONATE A LOT, THIS IS THE BEST INTERNET SITE IN THE ETHERWORLD!!!!!!

C'mon you maggots, let's get with it or drop and give me fifty.

[mlmr]

Said in the best NPR/PBS style!!

[Jim Robinson]

Just in: $20 from Illinois, $100 from Virginia, $25 from Missouri, $50 from California! Thank you FReepers and Lurkers!!

[mlmr]

This is just wonderful, Jonathan!!!" who is being hugged by Chauncy as they both jump up and down in thier Doc Martin's. We are headed to our goal to continue the fine FreeRepublic programming in your area. "Tell us more about the coffee mug, Chauncy...

[Focault's Pendulum]

Uh....no problem or anything...but why did I get pinged to this thread?

As you can see..I'm having a few problems On E Bay.

[George W. Bush]

WHAT!!?? How much to get a coffee mug? No one ever mentioned coffee mugs.

[mlmr]

I was lonely.

What did you get for Canada?

[glock rocks]

[mlmr]

A simple montly Donation and your firstborn child.... now let the nice man in the Teva sandles and grey wooly socks take your pledge....

[codercpc]

I just sent my donation from Wisconsin.

Is this now the official thread?

[mlmr]

I can't spell either.

sandle=sandals

[Focault's Pendulum]

I was lonely. What did you get for Canada?

Just enough to pay my tolls on the Garden State Parkway for a year.

Considering that I use the NJ Turnpike......I think I let it go cheap.

[mlmr]

This is the funny thread.

Are you funny?

[mlmr]

That much???

Time to make an extra donation to FreeRepublic. You might even qualify for the nifty tote bag!!


Who bought it?

[LocDoc]

100.00 From KY

[Cicero]

I wish people would pony up a little faster. It would sure save us a lot of bother.

[mlmr]

$100. from Kentucky folks!! This human being deserves the best programming FreeRepublic can offer. Of course that's nowhere near enough for a spiffy FreeRepublic Coffeemug.

Notice that FreeRepublic is one word and so is the Coffeemug. Little marketing gimmick here.

[mlmr]

We need to do these fundraisers quarterly folks, in order to bring you the best in FreeRepublic programming. We will, if necessary, to get the funding we need, shoot the dog. Yes, shoot the dog, so his little life is in your hands. Whip out those checkbooks, people.

Back to you, Jonathan.