Charlton Heston's Last Sneer - The NRA retires its crusty king

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | April 30, 2003 | Mark Morford

[Chirodoc]

He is 78 and fragile and suffering from symptoms of Alzheimer's and hasn't made a decent movie in decades, unless you count how he sadly made himself look quite the undereducated, largely unsympathetic, defensive fool in the Oscar-winning "Bowling for Columbine."

[Chirodoc]

I just am astounded. How low can they sink?

[xm177e2]

One lady, in her article posted here on FR, said that many of her left-wing former friends literally have a bottle of champagne set away and are just waiting for Reagan to die so they can open it. They're sick, sick people. Morford is saying this #&$* in part because he believes it and in part to get attention. The thing to remember is, we're kicking their butts. Shall-issue CCW is sweeping the nation. In ten years, there won't be many states without it.

[RAT Patrol]

Media bias 101

[RAT Patrol]

The thing to remember is, we're kicking their butts.. Worth repeating. LOL!

[patriciaruth]

How low can they sink?

Stalin, Trotsky, Castro, Mao....

Murdering Millions for Marxism.

[Tahoe4x4]

Looks like this guy sank lower than whale poop. Totally disgusting. Besides Will Penny is a pretty decent movie.

[Tribune7]

The big city dailies are sinking lower and lower. Pretty soon you're not even going to be able to see them.

[Nebr FAL owner]

43 of 50 states have a concealed carry law as for the author of this venomous diatribe all I can say is INBREEDING SHOWS!

[Mr. Blond]

What a, you know, dick.

[dead]

the phallically righteous increasingly paranoid adorably manly National Rifle Association.

Juvenile homosexuals, like Morford, are comically obsessed with men and penises. That and human feces, oddly.

What a strange arrested mindset. Something to do with overly affectionate mothers, I think. And cold or absent fathers.

I got a dollar that says Morford still occasionally wets his bed and wakes up crying.

[willyboyishere]

Is there no end to this parade of A**hole "journalists"?

[rontorr]

"I just am astounded. How low can they sink?"

I'm certainly glad I read the whole thing,and then your comment before responding, I was beginning to hate the poster, (forgive my hasty judgement), the writer, is delusional(hallicinating?) about the facts of life. I have always considered Mr. Heston to be second only to Moses in importance to mankid.

[MightyMouseToSaveThe Day]

What a hideous assault on Charlton Heston, a real gentleman with class--unlike the author of this vitriolic column. I also think the author is tampering with karma--it never does good to make fun of someone else's illness--gloating over some one's misfortunes has a way of backfiring. And something as soul-ravishing as Alzheimers is not to be trifled with. This guy is definitely incurring some bad karma on himself.

[Search4Truth]

Mark Morford's neck chain has hit more balls than Pete Rose's bat.

[Chirodoc]

"Looks like this guy sank lower than whale poop."

LOL

[Psycho_Bunny]

Liberals, by and large, have no class.  

After faith, nothing annoys them more than a man or woman who is self-possessed and demonstrative of poise.

It makes them crazy.

[Brimack34]

If you want tooo find out if someone is a Liberal: Just ask them what they think of Heston. They will say he can not act. So then what did he make 50 movies + so all the people who hired him must be idiots.

[Ciexyz]

This article sounds like something my local liberalpuke paper "The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette" will reprint.

[section9]

Please.

Someone get this little felcher away from a keyboard. 10,000 monkeys in a room directed to write Shakespeare would surpass this bitter, hate-filled queen.

Normally, I'd accuse Morford of being just another liberal sourpuss with a corncob up his a$$. Of course, in Morford's case....

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[Chirodoc]

Please spare the messenger!