Sniper suspect claims he's getting sick eating jail's meatless loaf (Cry-Baby Murderer Alert)

NOLA.com ^ | 12/18/02 | MATTHEW BARAKAT

[Jacob Kell]

FAIRFAX, Va. (AP) -- Sniper suspect and vegetarian John Lee Malvo says he is getting sick from eating the jail's meatless loaf, which is usually served to inmates for disciplinary reasons.

For the past two weeks, the Fairfax County jail has been serving the 17-year-old Malvo "the loaf," a hodgepodge of flour, raisins, carrots, potatoes and other ingredients baked into brown cakes.

[Jacob Kell]

My heart really bleeds for the miserable little murderous, cowardly son-of-a-bitc*..NOT!!! He should be grateful that he's getting something to eat, actually, he should be grateful that he's not taken out somewhere and shot like the vermin he is.

[cajungirl]

Good grief...my heart is just achiing for the little SOB

[RIGHT IN SEATTLE]

Matbe they pinched a loaf in "The Loaf!"

[Dead Dog]

They should let us send him a care package.

[cardinal4]

It was after Petit complained that the meat served at the jail was not halal, or prepared in a manner prescribed by Muslim teachings, that Malvo's jailers began serving him regular vegetarian meals.

PC is going to be the death of this country.

[financeprof]

If you can't eat the slime, don't do the crime.

[2right]

"but he has not been a discipline problem."

I beg to differ.

[f.Christian]

malvo should think about how people feel getting blown up by a sniper rifle!

[neutrino]

Sniper suspect and vegetarian John Lee Malvo says he is getting sick from eating the jail's meatless loaf,

Awwww....poor fellow! Fortunately, I have a solution. Let me feed him. Seriously! I'll do it at my own expense. All I ask is immunity from prosecution, both civil and criminal. How's that for a deal? (Grin)

[caisson71]

If he doesn't like the meat loaf, he's not hungry enough!!

[LO_IQ]

Malvo is missing Muhammad's sausage

[swarthyguy]

At least he's in solitary and doesn't have to eat anything else.

[TheHound]

"Let him eat lead"

[afraidfortherepublic]

Wasn't this jerk living on vitamins, crackers and honey before his arrest? Most of his victims will never eat again. I don't feel sorry for him.

[Sam Cree]

"Malvo has suffered swelling, diarrhea and other health problems"

kewl!

[El Gato]

"I would say it tastes like meatloaf. It's not that bad. It's actually palatable

What wrong with meatloaf? Well institutional meatloaf can be pretty bad I guess. In Malvo's case they should add some ex-lax to the mix.

Shooting him like a vermin is probably out of the question. Although I think a bullet is too good for him anyway, unless the shot placement is not up to normal firing squad standards. However, he will have a date with the needle, sooner or later, preferably sooner.

[El Gato]

malvo should think about how people feel getting blown up by a sniper rifle!

What they used, an AR-15 in .223, could probably better be described as a varmit gun, not a sniper rifle.

[muawiyah]

Just let that fellow come on over to my house -

[rogue yam]

Texas calls its version food loaf, a breadlike substance made up of the previous day's leftovers.

Man, I'm laughing out loud here! Leave it to the Texans!

"Yeah, I'll see yer loaf an' raise ya one."

[sheik yerbouty]

Put some arsenic in the loaf. It will cause a reduction of swelling.