[Aliska]

I doubt Jesus would drive anything. He could bilocate anywhere he wanted to go. He only rode a donkey to fulfill prophecy.

[Texas_Jarhead]

stupid and inane

[ConservativeMan55]

Bwahahahaha!!
Where is that sign that says thanks to the Environmentalists for making the 2002 fire season all it could be? LOL!

[da_toolman]

Kinda bugs me that someone would take advantage of God to promote their own ideals... hey wait a minute, sounds like some other folks I know of.

Meanwhile, I think I'll go for a ride in the Raminator.

[KarlInOhio]

He had 12 apostles to drag around. I see a big Winnebago.

[ZOOKER]

His Father's Oldsmobile?

[Brett66]

Preferably with a 455!

[WorkingClassFilth]

Oh for Christ's sake. What's next? What Jesus do for his diet? Sportswear? Software?

This is the reverse syndrome of those who would claim Christ for marketing their crap.

I wish we lived in the time of Elijah.

[PhilipFreneau]

"What Would Jesus Drive?

Anything he wants to. Maybe a BMW.

[Kryptonite]

[Welsh Rabbit]

I'm not sure what he would drive, but seeing as he knew of his fate on the cross, he probably wouldn't have been as much concerned with the Consumer Safety Report in buying a vehicle as I am.

[SantosLHalper]

Well let's see. A single man living in a rural area, a carpenter. My guess would be a big pick up truck. (Courtesy of Jay Leno.)

[CougarGA7]

I think he would drive whatever he wanted. Since he can turn water into wine, I'm sure he can change just about anything into gasoline.

[abishai]

Everone knows that Jesus and His disciples were all in one Accord.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

He is a carpenter and a fisher of men. That can mean only one vehicle. An old Ford pick-up truck that needs a ring job.

[eastforker]

Comment by a New yorker on his recent trip to Texas is that he has never seen so many carpenters and plumbers driving all those P/U trucks.P/U outnumber cars down here in Houston.I prefer the Z-71 chevy,I am not a plumber but I play one at work!hehe.

[UncleWes]

Jesus didn't own much, so I doubt he'd drive and I doubt he'd have money for public transportation. I suspect he would rely on the kindness of strangers to provide him with transportation. I bet he wouldn't judge people by the cars they drove, rather, he'd spend his time with them teaching love for God and for one another.

If someone asked him what his opinion of SUVs was, I sure don't know what he'd say, but I bet it would be a clever answer, like about judging your brother for the speck in his eye when you have a plank in yours.

[Paul Atreides]

Notice how liberals only give a hang about what Christians think is when they are agreeing with them.

[Timesink]

There is little weirder than the religious LEFT.

Unsurprisingly, the Evangelical Environmental Network has already decided for you what Jesus would drive: either nothing or a Yugo:

Please consider taking the following What Would Jesus Drive Pledge prayerfully.

Pollution from cars hurts people and the rest of God's creation. Driving impacts human health, contributes to global warming, and increases our reliance on oil from unstable countries and environmentally sensitive areas. Making transportation choices that threaten millions of human beings violates Jesus' basic commandments: "Love your neighbor as yourself" (Mk. 12:30-31); and "Do to others as you would have them do to you" (Lk. 6:31). In making my transportation choices with the Risen Lord Jesus, I believe He wants me to travel in ways that reduce pollution and consumption of gasoline.

Confessing Jesus Christ to be my Savior and Lord, including Lord of my transportation choices, I pledge the following.

• I will organize my life so that it is easier and more desirable to walk, bike, car pool, and use public transportation.
• If I need to purchase a vehicle, I will choose the most fuel efficient and least polluting vehicle available that truly fits my needs.
• I will discuss with others the moral concerns and solutions associated with transportation.
• I will encourage automobile manufacturers to produce the most fuel-efficient and least polluting vehicles possible that truly fit the needs of the American people.
• I will urge government leaders to support public transportation, a significant increase in fuel economy standards, and research and development for promising new transportation technologies that reduce pollution and increase fuel efficiency.

Since I love my neighbor to have a nice car just as I would, and I would like others to drive happily without running my over just as I would do the same for them, I can only presume that my Jesus wants me to drive the coolest thing I can afford. And He wants you to take up a collection to buy me a new Jag.

[IH83WTS]

I don't know what Jesus would drive, but God drives an old Plymouth. It's in the Bible, look it up. It says, "And God drove Adam and Eve out in a Fury"