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Entire Nation of Israel Converts to Catholicism
BSNN.NET ^ | 04/23/2002 | Lazamataz

Posted on 04/23/2002 6:35:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz
Excellent. ROTFLMAO!
81 posted on 04/23/2002 10:01:29 AM PDT by b4its2late
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To: Lazamataz
You ARE on a roll!

(But will islemmings pray to a glowing crater?)

82 posted on 04/23/2002 10:44:04 AM PDT by Travis McGee
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To: Lazamataz
Excellent!
85 posted on 04/23/2002 10:58:22 AM PDT by RightWhale
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To: ex con
May 21. 11AM.
86 posted on 04/23/2002 11:04:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH! They screwed up AGAIN! The Muslim fundies hate the Catholics,too. What they shoulda done is converted over to become Hare Krisnas. This would also give Mossad agents a perfect excuse AND disguise to hang around airports. Hell,get good at chanting and irritating people,and they could even show a profit!
87 posted on 04/23/2002 11:59:28 AM PDT by sneakypete
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To: Lazamataz
BTW,is Golda Meir still alive? I'm wondering how many divisions it would take to get her into a nun's habit?
88 posted on 04/23/2002 12:00:33 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: grania
It may not be necessary; maybe the Palestinians are one of those lost tribes...

Huh? I thought the lost tribes were know of as "deadheads",and they all drove around in VW buses?

89 posted on 04/23/2002 12:05:37 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: sneakypete
The Muslim fundies hate the Catholics,too.

You've revealed the basic flaw in this otherwise brilliant strategy. The mohammedan fundamentalists hate everybody, including themselves.

90 posted on 04/23/2002 12:09:04 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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To: Lazamataz
Canada is next

Hey! Maybe move the Palis there? Plenty of room,and nodbody cares if they bomb the French speakers.

91 posted on 04/23/2002 12:09:37 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: Alouette
The "Khazar" theory is a favorite of holocaust-deniers and other assorted Jew haters in order to deny the right of Jews to live in the Holy Land.

How could this be? It doesn't matter what their ethnic background is,they would still be Jews.Just because the originals "converts" were less than sincere,it doesn't mean their descendants didn't take the Jewish religion seriously. You can also be sure that many married/interbred with ethnic Jews over the centuries,so that is just another link.

92 posted on 04/23/2002 12:14:21 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: Romulus
Laz, have you considered the priesthood? We're gonna have some choice positions opening up.


Are you talking about missionary position? ;^)

93 posted on 04/23/2002 12:24:55 PM PDT by Tolik
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To: summer; Sungirl; palo verde; Alamo-girl; seattlesue
Ting a ling
94 posted on 04/23/2002 12:54:39 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: ancient_geezer; A Navy Vet; Navy Patriot; austinTParty
Yoink!
95 posted on 04/23/2002 12:59:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
LOL! Thanks for the heads up!
96 posted on 04/23/2002 1:00:50 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Lazamataz
Re your post #1 - I agree.

BTW, I was thinking along the same lines for all those who oppose Operation Enduroing Freedom: start loudly supporting GW, and watch the nations now watching your anti-war protests reassess their positions. The war will end a lot quicker that way, when they see a unified USA. (If ending war is really the goal of said protesters.)
97 posted on 04/23/2002 1:03:23 PM PDT by summer
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To: summer
Enduroing = Enduring
98 posted on 04/23/2002 1:03:56 PM PDT by summer
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To: Crunchy Jello; kattracks; JohnHuang2; George Frm Br00klyn Park; DoughtyOne; xjones
A solution! Finally, a solution to the Mid East crisis!
99 posted on 04/23/2002 1:26:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Charles Martel, wirestripper; codebreaker; OldFriend; ATOMIC_PUNK; areafiftyone
Poing.
100 posted on 04/23/2002 1:40:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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