THE SOUTH - LIKE IT OR WE'LL KICK YOUR A$$!

via email | Jan. 12, 2002 | Unknown

[Gumlegs]

Down here it's called Coke.

All that other stuff may be Coke, but the original is pronounced "Co-Cola."

[4TheFlag]

YOUR turn for a comment proud, LOL!

[jslade]

I happen to like an Ara-C and and Moon Pie.

[Mizpah]

Bump!

[kassie]

The best sweet tea is found only in the south!

[jslade]

Thanks for the bump!

[Red Jones]

I really liked this one. Who would want to live in the north? I know it's a nice place for visiting.

I liked the part best about Lee. It's true. If Lee had listened to good advice, then the south probably would've continued it's string of victories and could've prevailed in that war.

But god had his hand on us then, that day and determined that the south would lose that day. I honor those in traversed that field under General Pickett. I have no respect for those Americans who don't. I feel the same way about Lee.

I am descendent from those who fought on both sides, although mostly from those who fought for the north. Regardless, real americans honor both sides.

Some people believe that because the south allowed slavery think that they were somehow bad guys. The north allowed slavery until 1820. They're not bad guys.

George Washington, Lincon and MLK counseled us as a people to work hard at binding ourselves together. Lincoln's wife was a southerner and he counseled immediate forgiveness. Real Americans follow his advice.

Some sour people in the northeast wish the south weren't even in the US, that's how bigoted they are. I much prefer living in the south. I live in AZ and very much like the fact that some NE elite consider it a redneck state even though we weren't even in the US at the time of war. US Army that was in AZ served for union side, they call us a redneck state because some southerners live here. It is a big compliment that we made redneck status in their minds.

[thorshammer]

That was great!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hilltop]

Don't make fun of the way we drive in snow, we'll slide into the ass end of your car and then kick yer ass.

[thorshammer]

That's for sure!

[Howlin]

Do you know why they don't sweeten their tea in Virginia?

[LibKill]

When you are down South, pay attention.

If you hear some Good Old Boy yell "Hey Y'all, watch me do this!" get out of his way.

Those will probably be his last words and you don't want to go with him. :)

[Hilltop]

Do tell. It had better be funny or we'll kick yer ass.

[Howlin]

I don't know! I'm asking. I think it's blasphemy!

[shuckmaster]

I've never been further north than Baltimore & have no intentions of going there.

[Hilltop]

Being a proud resident of Alabama and possessing a giant brain I can only venture a highly educated Southern guess in response to your query. Since Virginia is for lovers, or so they say, I reckon everyone gets enough sugar there and do not require addition amounts in their cold beverage. I know, I deserve an ass kickin' for such a lame post. Think I'll go put some mayonnaise on my butter beans and eat. Flame away.

[Mid-MI Student]

Don't laugh at our Southern names. (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther, Ray, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, etc.) These people have all been known to kick ass.

I once called a Texan girl Sissy (her family nickname).
She was pissed.

[Howlin]

Ahem, I am in North Carolina; we sweeten our tea!

[sultan88]

Bump

Yankhater, glad you finally joined up. You will get a kick out of this. Remember when Feldspar ordered rye bread at "The Dixie?" And we all held our breath waiting for Mary the waitress to rap his knuckles?