CNN Appears on the Verge of an Epic Collapse

The Federalist ^ | 3.2.2024 | Matt Margolis

[frank ballenger]

CNN brass to Soros: Quick, send more millions.

Soros: What happened to the money I sent you last month?

CNN: Uh, we kinda spent it all.

[frank ballenger]

Old Fox: We report, you decide.

CNN all the time: We decide, we censor, you sit down and shut up.

[CtBigPat]

They will probably fire the human on air and replace them with AI.

"Orange Man Bad."

[MinorityRepublican]

They can use an AI version of Peter Jennings. They have 30 years worth of him on tape. Just feed him the “today’s news” and he’ll be on tv with the same accent and everything.

[CtBigPat]

Meanwhile, on Fox News:

[TChad]

He's not my cup of tea, but no one should suffer this.

Yes. Same disease that turned Robin Williams' brain to mush, prompting his suicide.

Horrible.

[coalminersson]

used to watch CNN during desert storm. Then when Clinton got impeached, Woodruff and shaw had an emotional breakdown on camera crying. That was the day i left CNN.,

[Sicon]

CNN seriously pays this retard $15 million a year?!

[Enterprise]

"Is CNN still broadcast in airports complete with a hostage audience?"

Maybe not in some airports. The dirty little secret was that CNN paid airports a fee to broadcast their crap. When CNN stopped paying, airports dropped their channel.

[MinorityRepublican]

I’ve been traveling a little bit. From a quick observation, I’m noticing that there are less tvs in the airports nowadays unless you’re having a drink at a bar watching a game. Instead, I see more power outlets everywhere so I see people recharging their phones or ipads/computers.

[dfwgator]

I rarely watch TV on my big-screen, I watch “TV” on my laptop for the most part.

[matt04]

Now it makes sense why almost every TV was CNN. Once WiFi was free and fast/cell data cheap and smart phones common, no need to watch a TV.

[SunkenCiv]

An epic fire that burns the HQ to the ground would be best.

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