Um … serious question; what is the bare minimum action that would be considered sexual assault?
Nowadays just looking at them is considered assault if they are not having a good day.
Don't you know the politicians and feminists are trying to destroy males, especially white males, and soon it will not be adequate unless, upon approaching a female, the male must step aside, get on his hands and knees, bow his head and look straight to the ground until she passes and is at least ten yards past. During the time on the ground the male must apologize to the female for being born and being in her way.
I would also like to see the demographics of the assaulter. My gut feeling is unwanted attention for the women is coming from lesbians in the ranks.