[cranked]

Can’t make this stuff up? heh
Reap what thou hast sown.

[NWFree]

Wait until the sun drought hits 🤪

[moovova]

Wind drought?

I thought it was “wind calm”.

[DannyTN]

Blowhards

[chuckb87]

By the title I really thought this was the Babylon Bee.

[RedMonqey]

It doesn’t take a weatherman to say:

“The wind doesn’t always blow and the sun doesn’t always shine”

Thought the Germans were the “master race”

[SubMareener]

The four angels holding back the four winds of the Earth in the Book of Revelation was supposed to be symbolic, but maybe it has a literal fulfillment as well?

[miserare]

Those poor Krauts can’t catch a break.

And this is Europe’s most advanced country?

[digger48]

German owned energy companies like JUWI and EoN sure liked the US Wind subsidies that they harvested by building 500’ tall spinning Monuments to Gaia on prime farmland in IN an other states

Windsfields that they immediately sold to other entities

[BitWielder1]

Germany weaned themselves off nuclear, which was a bad idea.
Now they should wean themselves of wind and solar and return to nuclear, gas and oil.

[Parmy]

Baby, the wind must blow.

[combat_boots]

Drought?

[hinckley buzzard]

And their moron green vice chancellor says “nuclear? We don’t need no nuclear.”

[cuz1961]

Caroline , may I call you Caroline ?

Caroline, buy a dictionary.

The word you want is DOLDRUMS.

(Even BumbleMumbler knows this ).

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[AdmSmith]