Bad news: Scientists think a coronavirus vaccine might not work for one huge group of people

BGR ^ | 08/09/2020 | Andy Meek

[Old Yeller]

What do you call 5’9” and 270#?

In Arkansas, they call it "Sooooooeeyyyyy,"

[cincinnati65]

"I’m 52 and a fat #### and I will put it in writing in my will to pay off any bets I made that I WILL NOT die from this thing."

So, if you win, you get paid off. But, if I win, who's gonna pay me off?

Just sayin'

[cincinnati65]

"What do you call 5’9” and 270#?"

Moochelle?

[ASA Vet]

I thought it was going to be ‘Italians’.

Remember back last century when Damn Italians were blamed when posters screwed their posts?

Most of our Newbies don't use that, or for that matter, any common format for quoting,

[TexasGator]

5’9” 185 down to 165 f9r the last year.

[bort]

I bet it won’t work on members of the teacher’s unions and other government employees that want a non-stop, paid stay-cation.

[maddog55]

Shxt.. was hoping it said “liberals”

[CharlesWayneCT]

actually not, it is usually just a symptom of another comorbidity that is actually the problem.

people whose only comorbidity is obesity are only slightly overrepresented in cases. part of that is attributed to the substandard medical care fat people get. especially fat women, doctors blindly dismiss all their problems to their obesity.

[LucyT]

Huggable.

[lee martell]

Guilty as charged, Your Honor!
I plead for a fifth of your dinner plate, before you eat it, of course!

[doorgunner69]

Don’t forget the flour....

[353FMG]

Won’t work for chicoms, BLM, muzzies and RATS.
Finally peace on earth.

[BobL]

Pretty easy, actually - for Obese people who want the immunity from the vaccine, they simply have to stop listening to their doctors and ‘nutritionists’ and go Keto for a few months - then they won’t have to worry about being infected.

[ifinnegan]

“people whose only comorbidity is obesity...”

Rare, though.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Tell It Right]

The lockdown was originally meant to flatten the curve. It did.

Now they've moved the goalposts saying we have to stay locked down unless we have 100% effective vaccine.

[Rusty0604]

No matter what your cause of death, it will go down in record as coronavirus.

[Rusty0604]

I’ll donate 10 pounds to you.

[Celtic Conservative]

And the...on second thought, let's not go there.😁

CC

[LegendHasIt]

That one group of people it won’t work for????

It is called Humans.