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Relax, Conservatives, John Roberts Will Never Let You Down (Satire)
National Review ^ | 7-1-2020 | KYLE SMITH

Posted on 07/02/2020 5:07:38 AM PDT by servo1969

Some of you have pointed out that when I joined the liberals to save Obamacare eight years ago by declaring that the penalty for not complying with the individual mandate was a tax, I not only disagreed with the people who wrote the law but switched sides at the last minute. It wounded me when some of you described this as "chickening out." I prefer to think of it as "alternative courage." As I said at the time, "It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices," even constitutionally dodgy ones. You vote it, you got it! When it comes to American voters enacting any limits on abortion whatsoever, though, it is most definitely my job to save American voters from the policies they vote for. You vote it, you must be stopped!

The rules, as Elena Kagan has so helpfully explained to me, are straightforward enough: Abortion is not in the Constitution, but it's implied by the right to privacy, which is also not in the Constitution, but the implications within these non-specified rights are super-specific. Even down to the level of whether Louisiana medical professionals doing abortions must be held to the same standards as Louisiana medical professionals doing LASIK: This question was settled for all time back in 1787. Though I was on the opposite side of this particular question in 2016, the doctrine known as stare decisis means I am not allowed to agree with 2016 me.

Stare decisis, of course, is Latin for "I can't do anything hard."

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: john; roberts; satire
JohnRoberts explains his legal philosophy.
1 posted on 07/02/2020 5:07:38 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969
“JohnRoberts, Father Reilly said he wants to see you after Mass.”

I can see where he gets his sense of rectitude.

2 posted on 07/02/2020 5:17:46 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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To: servo1969

How about Gorsuch?

And whoever Trump picks next?


3 posted on 07/02/2020 5:18:43 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: servo1969

Roberts always looks like he’s constipated. I never liked him. I don’t know what it is but I always get a feeling about someone that I don’t like from the beginning and I’m usually right. Actually all the time.


4 posted on 07/02/2020 5:27:07 AM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: servo1969
Chief Justice Roberts' primary concern is his "legacy." The most important thing to him is that no one in the future ever be able to say, "It was the Roberts court that ended X, Y, or Z." I'm completely serious. That is his overriding legal philosophy at this point in his life; Maintaining the respect of the establishment. Roberts is just as arrogant as Trump

Trump is not of the establishment and so he will get nothing he wants from John Roberts. Roberts has sent this message time and time again. This time he went so far as to disagree with his 2016 self in order to screw Trump over. He will continue to do so until one of them is gone.

Roberts is just as arrogant as Trump but in an 'aw shucks' kind of way; He has an extremely high opinion of his own humility.


5 posted on 07/02/2020 5:28:16 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Nice take down of Roberts by National Review - see, even NR occasionally gets it right.


6 posted on 07/02/2020 5:32:21 AM PDT by Psalm 73
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To: servo1969

The rumors are

A. He was on trips to pedo island with Epstein

2. He’s gay

3. He illegally adopted 2 young boys.....


7 posted on 07/02/2020 5:49:07 AM PDT by stockpirate (Anyone who believes Epstein killed himself is a fool, and the DNC wacked Seth Rich)
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To: servo1969

Epstein didn’t kill himself.


8 posted on 07/02/2020 6:01:14 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping List)
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To: stockpirate

You meant two young children, right? I thought he has a son and a daughter.


9 posted on 07/02/2020 6:05:12 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: servo1969

JohnRoberts deserves this piece.


10 posted on 07/02/2020 6:06:37 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: stockpirate

not even kidding, how can we get that info to get rid of that bum?


11 posted on 07/02/2020 6:11:52 AM PDT by russdawg
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To: servo1969

12 posted on 07/02/2020 7:40:14 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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