Posted on 05/05/2020 7:31:38 AM PDT by artichokegrower
Beat me, I was 12!
My girlfriend’s grand nephew could drive a Bobcat when he was five.
Poor kid has a pancake-face disability.
WOW, and here I thought riding a horse at 5 was big stuff.
Fat boy should have told the cops that he did not consent to their questions. At no point did he indicate a desire to contract with them. Why was he pulled over? He wasn’t driving, he was traveling. You don’t need a license for that.
With 3 bucks, he could buy a Lamborghini. It will only be about 2.5 inches long, and attached to a piece of cardboard with “HOT WHEELS” emblazoned on it.
Shows how times have changed. When I was 5 all I wanted was a pony.......
Never Talk to Tue Cops.
He ain’t 5. No ID.
My parents taught me to drive before I was 5. It wasn't exactly their intention but they wanted me to help them push start the VW and they thought I was too young to push, so they taught me to pop the clutch, shift back to neutral, and brake to a stop. Turns out they were wrong, I was big enough to push start the VW by myself, more like a skateboard start, heheh. Eventually I learned about the starter.
When I told my kids they thought I was lying and they called on my mother to impeach my testimony. She laughed and told them I learned to drive before I learned to ride a bike, in fact they got me a bike because we moved to the big city and they were afraid I would keep taking the VW along with my friends to the dime store for candy.
How can he see to drive with that thing [CV-2 mask?] on his face?
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Good question but I think that was added to photo to block
out his face because of his age.
In British English, a wallet is a purse.
I suspect so, but it makes the story better.
“FIVE-year-old boy driving his parents’ car is pulled over on the freeway and tells officers he was heading to California to buy a Lamborghini “
IDIOT Parents, driving an automatic when they have small kids in the family.
“It’s European! “ Seinfeld.
https://youtu.be/-d_VAWyCFE8
You-Tube and video games can teach you ANYTHING
How does a 5 year old reach the pedals????
up n here mountains us n hillbillies let them young uns drive the the doodlebug at 5 cos they is in school already.
Could barely reach them.I recall the story of a 5 yr old near Cleveland who took his grandma’s car out for a solo spin early one morning. A couple blocks away the car collided with a parked car and the airbags deployed at 200 MPH, killing him.
A vid on youtube “How Do Little People Drive” has a 3 foot 1 inch tall young
lady showing the built up pedals she uses.
Was he wearing his mask?
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