The Ballad of China Joe

American Thinker.com ^ | March 30, 2020 | J.B. Shurk

[Kaslin]

After a series of disastrous video conferences demonstrating that what he lacks in brains, he makes up for with dementia, the presumptive Democrat nominee is already facing stiff competition from a guy who's not even a candidate for the presidency. That's right. There are all kinds of rumors that Andy Cuomo, the second Fredo of the Cuomo crime family, is emerging to give Old Joe a run for his ill gotten money.

Imagine "D'oh!" Joe's utter confusion right now. He's walking around his Wilmington, Delaware mansion (which a lifetime of "public service" has somehow afforded him) without pants, wondering where he is and why his staff keep having him talk to the funny flat screen with Democrat-operative news anchors whose names he can't remember staring back at him, and he's being told that Mario Cuomo's kid is now second in the betting odds for the nomination.

Like most stories that end with a search for Biden's pants, the Democrats' current predicament stems from Barack Obama's choice to surround himself with a collection of corruptocrats and idiots. The former camp were there to do his bidding, while the latter camp existed to provide him cover when times got rough. (You can decide which staff members fell into each category. I know he chose a director of National Intelligence who makes Woe Joe look like a Mensa savant, a wacky inflatable tube dancer to Inspector Clouseau the heck out of his FBI, and a cartoonish stompy-foot buffoon who always looks like somebody is yanking his pigtails to head the CIA.) Obama liked to say he chose Biden to be his V.P. because he knew that Biden could step into the big job on day one should something unforeseen happen, but that was always laughable.

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[DAC21]

“After a series of disastrous video conferences demonstrating that what he lacks in brains, he makes up for with dementia, the presumptive Democrat nominee”

That’s gonna leave a mark.

[Dad was my hero]

I’m curious about this. So if sleepy confused Joe finishes the primaries with enough delegates to win the nomination, how can Andy swoop in and get the nomination? Maybe someone can explain that to me.

[farming pharmer]

the second Fredo of the Cuomo crime family..

I'll bet the 'Fredo' thing drives those idiots bonkers!

[catnipman]

thanks for posting this ... i forwarded it to a bunch of folks ...

[JerseyDvl]

That is a terrific and memorable line that I plan to use often in the next few months.

[catnipman]

“So if sleepy confused Joe finishes the primaries with enough delegates to win the nomination, how can Andy swoop in and get the nomination?”

he can’t ... but joe only has a little more than half the delegates he needs right now, and a whole shitpile of states have “delayed” their primaries, so right now the whole thing is still up in the air ...

[Dad was my hero]

Well you’re right about that, but as I wrote if he finishes with enough delegates, so unless he decides to give it away I don’t see Andy getting it.

[elbook]

Change the Depends and move on to his next gibber-fest ...

THIS is the Democrat Party today

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