Here is today’s full coronavirus briefing in Pennsylvania

ABC 27 ^ | March 24, 2020 | ABC 27

[PA-RIVER]

As a public service, maybe he could show us how he washes his penis. A dirty penis is not good.

[ConservativeInPA]

Dr. Levine is currently physician general for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at the Penn State College of Medicine. A graduate of Harvard College and Tulane University of School of Medicine, Dr. Levine has worked in the field of adolescent medicine since 1988. As Physician General, Dr. Levine advises the governor and the secretary of health on health policy, and participates in the decision-making process of other executive departments on medical and public health-related issues.

IT is a he. Once a he, always a he, even when you chop it off.

[EvilCapitalist]

That “Woman” could die from prostate cancer.

[P.O.E.]

851 positive + 8,643 negative = 9,494 tested

So if I do my gazintas right that’s 9%

Not clear what the denominator would be for the 7 deaths, since they’re both moving targets at different time scales.

PA population approx. 12.8 Million

[Vigilanteman]

So it is allowed to teach our youth and hold a high position in the Commonwealth rather than share a jail cell with Jerry Sandusky? Just, wow!

[P.O.E.]

9494 tested divided by 12.8 million is

0.007 %

[xp38]

The James Bond Rate

[libertymaker]

How did that dude ever get elected / appointed? He has no credibility.

[ConservativeInPA]

So if I do my gazintas right that’s 9%

So there must be something else, like the normal flu, that is causing enough symptoms to get tested.

[mylife]

Pa has the weirdest laws for booze.

[ConservativeInPA]

Appointed. One of the very first things the Governor did when he was elected. It’s sick.

[tomkat]

.. professor of pediatrics and psychiatry ..

Folks, irony just doesn't get any more irony-er than that

[ConservativeInPA]

IT’s Irony Board certified.

[lightman]

The he/she/it (sounds best slurred together) is delusional.

[ConservativeInPA]

combine the he and she and it ... sheit.

[the OlLine Rebel]

That’s disgusting.

I’ll bet he-she’ll push to have transsexual surgeries go on, so their feelings aren’t hurt.

[Carriage Hill]

Take a walk on the wild side!

[Carriage Hill]

Gov Tommie The Commie Wolf appointed it.

[Olog-hai]

All the “women” in that song were of course men: “Holly Woodlawn” (first verse; real name Haroldo Santiago Franceschi Rodriguez Danhakl), “Candy Darling” (second verse; real name James Slattery) and “Jackie Curtis” (fourth verse; real name John Curtis Holder Jr.)

[Carriage Hill]

OK, I had to go look it up on YT; found this one. (Like the ‘58 Olds!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsVLIiI8Vfo