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Judge says woman arrested in CIA trespass looking for ‘Agent Penis’ later visited Obama home
WTOP ^ | November 12, 2019 | Neal Augenstein

Posted on 11/12/2019 3:33:34 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

The woman who allegedly trespassed three days in a row at the CIA headquarters and requested “to speak with Agent Penis” recently showed up at the home of former President Barack Obama, according to a federal judge in Alexandria, Virginia.

During a status hearing, U.S. District Court Judge John Anderson said he had been informed that Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, of North Carolina — who is charged with trespassing at an agency installation without authorization for repeatedly visiting the CIA in May — later showed up at Obama’s D.C.-area home, despite the court’s order to stay away from all government-related facilities. She had been released before the trial.

Hernandez’s federal public defender, Whitney Minter, said she, prosecutors and probation officials are trying to find a way to resolve the case without trial, but said she was considering a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity.

Anderson told Hernandez, “You have to meet people halfway” in obeying court orders that could prevent a criminal prosecution in favor of getting mental health treatment.

“We’re trying to help you, not punish you,” Anderson told Hernandez. “The restraint the government is showing is unusual and appreciated” in not seeking to revoke her release before trial.

Outside the courtroom, Minter and prosecutor William Reed declined to elaborate on Hernandez’s behavior as she awaits trial.

Anderson said prosecutors and the defense want to “get you (Hernandez) to a safer place and get you the help you need.”

When asked if she wanted to say anything, Hernandez said she had been through a lot of turmoil, that a family member had been trying to kill her since she was 36 and referred to unlikely threats. She acknowledged being at the Obama home.

”I won’t go back there,” Hernandez told the judge. “Tell me what to do, and I will abide by the law.”

Anderson told Hernandez in a stern, but kind tone, “You shouldn’t be going to places like the CIA and the Obamas’ house. You have to fight the callings, and you just can’t go back there.”

“We all want to get this resolved in a nonjudicial way,” Anderson said in granting a continuance for a Feb. 11 court hearing. “Please,” the judge implored.


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She must have been looking for Mooch.
1 posted on 11/12/2019 3:33:34 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Where was Chiaramella?


2 posted on 11/12/2019 3:34:53 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

That Agent is probably with Lisa Page.


3 posted on 11/12/2019 3:35:30 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

She shouldn’t have bothered going to the CIA - clearly she was looking for a Private Dick!


4 posted on 11/12/2019 3:36:10 PM PST by Junk Silver ("It's a little hard to herd people onto trains when they're shooting at you." SirLurkedalot)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Sounds like another one of those dangerous Russkie spies we keep hearing about...better increase the CIA’s budget to counter the threat! ;-)


5 posted on 11/12/2019 3:36:58 PM PST by cgbg (The Democratic Party is morphing into the Donner Party)
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To: Junk Silver

Good one.


6 posted on 11/12/2019 3:38:28 PM PST by frank ballenger (End vote fraud & harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Now we just need someone to go to the gate and say “Hi, I’m agent Penis, any messages?”


7 posted on 11/12/2019 3:38:47 PM PST by fruser1
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...recently showed up at the home of former President Barack Obama...

Where she asked for President Vagina.


8 posted on 11/12/2019 3:39:41 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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She must have been looking for Mooch.

If you hadn't gone there, I was going to

9 posted on 11/12/2019 3:39:43 PM PST by digger48
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Her under cover name was Beulah ( self censored ) and she was looking for a tallywhacker.


10 posted on 11/12/2019 3:40:39 PM PST by Redcitizen (Tagline not secure.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

What? Soetoro’s home is a government-related facility?


11 posted on 11/12/2019 3:40:51 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would be have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Judge says woman arrested in CIA trespass looking for ‘Agent Penis’ later visited Obama home

She knew exactly where to look.

If any one in government would know about 'Agent Penis", it would be Obama, who would've taken the agent with him when he left the White House.
12 posted on 11/12/2019 3:42:05 PM PST by adorno
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

She’s a fruitcake.

But it begs the question...How did 0bama’s home become a government related site?


13 posted on 11/12/2019 3:42:30 PM PST by Drango (1776 = 2020)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Now Pierre Delecto or even Carlos Danger we can understand but this time it sounds silly. Not serious and respectable like Romney and Weiner./s

Is this how DC swampers have always been?


14 posted on 11/12/2019 3:42:50 PM PST by frank ballenger (End vote fraud & harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
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she sounds bright enough to run for Congress (as a D, of course)


15 posted on 11/12/2019 3:44:44 PM PST by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not , born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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I believe Agent Penis is busy running a phony House investigation at the moment.


16 posted on 11/12/2019 3:45:09 PM PST by Billthedrill
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...trespassing at an agency installation without authorization

Is it possible to trespass with authorization? If so, how can that be considered trespassing at all?


And, more importantly, where the hell am I?

17 posted on 11/12/2019 3:45:12 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would be have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Right here! Oh, I thought they said, “Aging Penis”.


18 posted on 11/12/2019 3:46:25 PM PST by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

She should look for other agents besides Dick Penis, such as: Hugh g G. Rekshun, Mike Hunt, or Maya Priaprism.


19 posted on 11/12/2019 3:48:45 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Wrong President, she was looking for Billy Boy.


20 posted on 11/12/2019 3:55:29 PM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the disco)
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