[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

She must have been looking for Mooch.

[kaehurowing]

Where was Chiaramella?

[DannyTN]

That Agent is probably with Lisa Page.

[Junk Silver]

She shouldn’t have bothered going to the CIA - clearly she was looking for a Private Dick!

[cgbg]

Sounds like another one of those dangerous Russkie spies we keep hearing about...better increase the CIA’s budget to counter the threat! ;-)

[fruser1]

Now we just need someone to go to the gate and say “Hi, I’m agent Penis, any messages?”

[bagster]

...recently showed up at the home of former President Barack Obama...

Where she asked for President Vagina.

[digger48]

She must have been looking for Mooch.

If you hadn't gone there, I was going to

[Redcitizen]

Her under cover name was Beulah ( self censored ) and she was looking for a tallywhacker.

[Texas Eagle]

What? Soetoro’s home is a government-related facility?

[adorno]

Judge says woman arrested in CIA trespass looking for ‘Agent Penis’ later visited Obama home

She knew exactly where to look.

If any one in government would know about 'Agent Penis", it would be Obama, who would've taken the agent with him when he left the White House.

[Drango]

She’s a fruitcake.

But it begs the question...How did 0bama’s home become a government related site?

[frank ballenger]

Now Pierre Delecto or even Carlos Danger we can understand but this time it sounds silly. Not serious and respectable like Romney and Weiner./s

Is this how DC swampers have always been?

[faithhopecharity]

she sounds bright enough to run for Congress (as a D, of course)

[Billthedrill]

I believe Agent Penis is busy running a phony House investigation at the moment.

[Texas Eagle]

...trespassing at an agency installation without authorization

Is it possible to trespass with authorization? If so, how can that be considered trespassing at all?

And, more importantly, where the hell am I?

[Old Yeller]

Right here! Oh, I thought they said, “Aging Penis”.

[SERKIT]

She should look for other agents besides Dick Penis, such as: Hugh g G. Rekshun, Mike Hunt, or Maya Priaprism.

[NativeSon]

Wrong President, she was looking for Billy Boy.

[Candor7]

Does Obama even have one?

I guess the CIA must have sent her to Obama’s home.

[patriotfury]

O probably answered the door, and told her she hadn’t seen anyone home with that description for several days, and to check out a familiar club near Langley.