Seriously, I won an election as the precinct election judge on write-in votes even though I wasn't running for the office.
That's the charm of Pennsylvania-- enough quaint little small towns and units of government that even somebody like me can get elected to something without even running for the office.
Although (H)e died some two millennia ago …He also came back to life three days later, and is still alive. He is also coming back to rule the whole planet, and will not be elected.
And I guess people think that someone appreciates the extra work dealing with their nonsense.
I have a departed relative who used to be an elections official.
I remember he once told me that the 3 most frequently cast write-in votes in his county were for:
- Donald Duck
- Mickey Mouse
and...
- F*** You!
The “H” stands for Harold
From the Lords Prayer:
Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.
Th-th-th-That’s All, Folks!
Dick Nixon is dead too but I vote for him all the time.