I have a departed relative who used to be an elections official.
I remember he once told me that the 3 most frequently cast write-in votes in his county were for:
- Donald Duck
- Mickey Mouse
and...
- F*** You!
I’ve seen all three of those or variants thereof on our precinct print-out tape at the end of the night. Sometimes, they give you a momentary chuckle, but usually, I am just too tired to do much more than finish the job properly and drive the results to the court house.