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Next Democratic debate to be replaced with MMA fight between Tulsi and Hillary (sarc)
Genesius Times ^ | Oct 19 2019 | Exavier Saskagoochie

Posted on 10/23/2019 7:59:20 PM PDT by rintintin

The Democratic debates have been a lackluster auction of government handouts using other people’s money. But the next one proves to be something special as the DNC has decided to drop the ostensibly civilized environment of a debate with the gritty surroundings of the mixed martial arts octagon arena.

The headline fight will be between Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary Clinton who has yet to officially declare herself a nominee but who is seriously thinking about losing to Trump in 2020.

“We thought that our ratings would be better if we just cut the crap and let these two women duke it out,” DNC Chairperson Lex Luthor said. “And since Gabbard has so many ties to Russia, the debate will be held in Moscow.”

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TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bloggers; notnews; satire

1 posted on 10/23/2019 7:59:20 PM PDT by rintintin
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To: rintintin

Careful there Tulsi, Hillary does not abide by the prohibitions against using lethal gas in warfare. That cabbage and urine gas is a doozy!


2 posted on 10/23/2019 8:03:38 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: rintintin

Booriing.

Let them fight in a locked root cellar with flamethrowers and satchel charges as nature intended.


3 posted on 10/23/2019 8:03:46 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptors)
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Don't let her sit on you Tulsi!
4 posted on 10/23/2019 8:04:59 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (This space for rent.)
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To: rintintin

I’d pay money to see that.


5 posted on 10/23/2019 8:18:33 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: rintintin

Won’t ever happen ... different weight classes.


6 posted on 10/23/2019 8:58:12 PM PDT by Chad_the_Impaler
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To: rintintin

The commercials would be longer than the actual fight! LOL!


7 posted on 10/23/2019 9:14:56 PM PDT by boatbums (God is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him. (Hebrews 11:6))
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To: rintintin

Tulsi can take her, not a shadow of a doubt!


8 posted on 10/23/2019 9:21:33 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: jocon307

Hillary would be DQed for biting.


9 posted on 10/23/2019 9:25:55 PM PDT by Impy (I have no virtue to signal.)
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To: jocon307

But can she stand the smell?


10 posted on 10/23/2019 10:10:40 PM PDT by Soros Billions (Gore is a pussy, Hillary : There's a man for ya)
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To: rintintin

Those rats have even smaller balls than a lot of rinos. The circular firing squad hasnt started but once it does not enough popcorn in iowa


11 posted on 10/24/2019 1:40:27 AM PDT by genghis
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To: rintintin

Hate to say I told ya so....but months back I stated on this site that the Democrat Party had not put forward one, not one, 2020 POTUS Candidate worth a nickel...and, that Hillary Clinton was now drooling with anticipation that she will be the one!!! She moves closer as Biden, Warren, Sanders die politically and the rest of the Democrat field of candidates wilt on the vine of coming political failure!!!

Look for others to jump on board, because the Democrat race for POTUS nominee is now wide open and ripe for the taking!!! Read my lips...folks....there is no leadership whatsoever in the current Democrat Party...period. Case closed!!!


12 posted on 10/24/2019 2:32:57 AM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)
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