[Macoozie]

Past the locked gate. The signs that read:
“NO SOLICITATION OF ANY KIND”, “DO NOT ENTER”, “NO TRESPASSING”, “NO ENTRY WITHOUT A WARRANT, this includes YOU!” signs
Past the closer sign that reads in 4 languages:
“DON”T COME CLOSER OR I WILL SHOOT”.
With a final sign that reads:
“DON’T YOU DARE KNOCK ON THE DOOR UNLESS I INVITED YOU”.
and then they will ring the bell?

Don’t think I have much to worry about.

[Texas resident]

I saw a sign a while back that read:

“If you can read this sign, you are within range”.

Rural area.

[BenLurkin]

You forgot the doormat...

[Salamander]

I only have this:

I never get solicitors.

Well, except for that one guy "Selling electricity" who just sashayed into the yard, uninvited.

Seven came tearing out the back door to where he was wandering around.

Imagine the rest

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[GnuThere]

So you’re saying we can all come over around 6 for cocktails?

[GreyHoundSailor]

After my ‘Posted’ signs is one that state’s ‘Protected by Thor Night Vision - Because Bullets Don’t Care How Dark It Is’.
Haven’t had any issues since it’s been up.

Now I’ll have to break out the 12 gauge trip wire alarms.

[kiryandil]

Listers can trespass until they're asked to leave.

Of course, if it's a "dangerous address", they'll put "Unable To Work", and then the case will go to the real experienced Census employees.

They can be persuasive...