Miley Cyrus Won’t Reproduce Until She’s Confident Her Kid Can ‘Live on an Earth with Fish’

Breitbart ^ | 11 July 2029 | HANNAH BLEAU

[Seruzawa]

Oh Lordy. What an idiot.

[xp38]

Her vow is worth as much as all those who vowed to leave the US whenever a Republican is elected President.

[RightGeek]

Charles Darwin seriously considers smiling

[Rocky]

Everybody wins.

[ssfromla]

Miley Cyrus will not consider having a child...

Thank goodness that tart believes in global du jour catastrophe and we won't have to deal with her and her evil spawn.

[Delta 21]

Achy breaky stupidness.

Good job, dad.

[2CAVTrooper]

” Miley Cyrus will not consider having a child due to global warming-related anxiety, vowing not to reproduce until she is confident her offspring can “live on an earth with fish in the water.” “

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

[shanover]

Dear God/Santa/Jeanie and anyone else who will listen,I wish and dream of the liberals to go extinct like the Dodo Bird!

[Bringbackthedraft]

Pick a backwoods lake somewhere and build a house on it?

[DoughtyOne]

How many generations do you have to go back before you find fish in Miley’s genealogy. Two? Three?

[Poison Pill]

Modern humans have been around for maybe 250,000 years. Fish have been around for 500,000,000 years. You don’t have to worry about the fish.

[RevelationDavid]

How many fish can we all eat?

Try harder.

[Redmen4ever]

First, she tells us if we elect Trump President she’ll move to Canada. Well, we elected Trump, and she’s still here.

Now she tells us if we keep warming the planet she won’t have any children. I have to admit, it’s a tempting offer. But, what if she’s lying to us again?

[Huskrrrr]

Figures. Thanks

[Red Badger]

When you care enough to send the very best!.....................

[DungeonMaster]

Good call, all the fish in all of the oceans will be dead in 11.5 years.

[freefdny]

Gaia is not going to be too happy with Miley’s insults. Calling her a “piece of s planet “ isn’t going to sit well. She’s doing the best she can. I expect more earthquakes hurricanes and flooding due to climate change and Miley’s comments.

[KarlInOhio]

Miss Cyrus the answer is SIMPLE... TWERK the fish, and yourself, and all will be well!

Is tbat the origin story for the new Disney princess, the Skanky Mermaid?

[aquila48]

Are you saying you’re not impressed with this memorable quote of hers?

“When she’s angry, don’t fuck with her,” Cyrus said. “That’s the way that I feel women are like right now. The earth is angry.”

[jjotto]

She’s right about the anger, but to know why she would have to understand Lev. 18:26-28!