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Miley Cyrus Won’t Reproduce Until She’s Confident Her Kid Can ‘Live on an Earth with Fish’
Breitbart ^ | 11 July 2029 | HANNAH BLEAU

Posted on 07/12/2019 6:17:01 AM PDT by Magnatron

Edited on 07/12/2019 8:51:21 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Pop star turned Planned Parenthood activist Miley Cyrus will not consider having a child due to global warming-related anxiety, vowing not to reproduce until she is confident her offspring can

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: pansexual
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To: Magnatron

Oh Lordy. What an idiot.


41 posted on 07/12/2019 6:59:35 AM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: Magnatron

Her vow is worth as much as all those who vowed to leave the US whenever a Republican is elected President.


42 posted on 07/12/2019 7:02:33 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Magnatron
Charles Darwin seriously considers smiling


43 posted on 07/12/2019 7:13:32 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Magnatron

Everybody wins.


44 posted on 07/12/2019 7:15:30 AM PDT by Rocky
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Miley Cyrus will not consider having a child...

Thank goodness that tart believes in global du jour catastrophe and we won't have to deal with her and her evil spawn.
45 posted on 07/12/2019 7:15:56 AM PDT by ssfromla
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To: Magnatron

Achy breaky stupidness.

Good job, dad.


46 posted on 07/12/2019 7:16:07 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Be strong & prosper, be weak & die! Stay true.... ~~ Donald J. Trump)
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To: Magnatron

” Miley Cyrus will not consider having a child due to global warming-related anxiety, vowing not to reproduce until she is confident her offspring can “live on an earth with fish in the water.” “

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!


47 posted on 07/12/2019 7:17:01 AM PDT by 2CAVTrooper (I survive on Caffeine & Hate & sometimes Whiskey.)
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To: Magnatron

Dear God/Santa/Jeanie and anyone else who will listen,I wish and dream of the liberals to go extinct like the Dodo Bird!


48 posted on 07/12/2019 7:19:08 AM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: Magnatron

Pick a backwoods lake somewhere and build a house on it?


49 posted on 07/12/2019 7:20:40 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft
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To: Magnatron

How many generations do you have to go back before you find fish in Miley’s genealogy. Two? Three?


50 posted on 07/12/2019 7:23:40 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (This space for rent...)
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To: Magnatron

Modern humans have been around for maybe 250,000 years. Fish have been around for 500,000,000 years. You don’t have to worry about the fish.


51 posted on 07/12/2019 7:25:38 AM PDT by Poison Pill
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To: Magnatron

How many fish can we all eat?

Try harder.


52 posted on 07/12/2019 7:26:33 AM PDT by RevelationDavid
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To: Magnatron

First, she tells us if we elect Trump President she’ll move to Canada. Well, we elected Trump, and she’s still here.

Now she tells us if we keep warming the planet she won’t have any children. I have to admit, it’s a tempting offer. But, what if she’s lying to us again?


53 posted on 07/12/2019 7:37:26 AM PDT by Redmen4ever (u)
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To: Red Badger

Figures. Thanks


54 posted on 07/12/2019 7:50:07 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Huskrrrr

When you care enough to send the very best!.....................


55 posted on 07/12/2019 7:52:21 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Magnatron

Good call, all the fish in all of the oceans will be dead in 11.5 years.


56 posted on 07/12/2019 7:56:43 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (Prov 24: Do not fret because of evildoers. Do not associate with those given to change.)
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To: caver

Gaia is not going to be too happy with Miley’s insults. Calling her a “piece of s planet “ isn’t going to sit well. She’s doing the best she can. I expect more earthquakes hurricanes and flooding due to climate change and Miley’s comments.


57 posted on 07/12/2019 8:15:19 AM PDT by freefdny
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To: VideoDoctor
Miss Cyrus the answer is SIMPLE... TWERK the fish, and yourself, and all will be well!

Is tbat the origin story for the new Disney princess, the Skanky Mermaid?

58 posted on 07/12/2019 8:31:00 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Who's the leader of the club that feeds on dead babies? M-O-L... O-C-H... M-O-U-S-E.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Are you saying you’re not impressed with this memorable quote of hers?

“When she’s angry, don’t fuck with her,” Cyrus said. “That’s the way that I feel women are like right now. The earth is angry.”


59 posted on 07/12/2019 8:34:53 AM PDT by aquila48
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To: aquila48

She’s right about the anger, but to know why she would have to understand Lev. 18:26-28!


60 posted on 07/12/2019 8:41:03 AM PDT by jjotto (Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
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