Dick’s Sporting Goods reports $150 million in lost sales after halting assault-weapons sales

Faux News ^ | March 30, 2019 | Robert Gearty, Assault Urinalist

[Ikeon]

Those who supported the ban promised to become Dick’s customers but did not stay the course.

Never believe a progressive when they promise you anything, because it might be raining tomorrow or the local starbucks may have an extra long line.. Never follow the lead of a progressive , never ever believe someone who's mind changes by the weather, how much the cat pooped this morning, their boyfriend dumped them, or the AG says there was no collusion.. You just can't trust folks who have no self worth..

[aomagrat]

Dick’s is just an overpriced shoe store.

[Spktyr]

Dick’s definition of assault rifle: Anything that doesn’t look like an old, wood stocked Fudd gun.

[bantam]

Yea! 🎉 Screw Dick's. Some of that lost revenue was mine. I vowed not to back the limp wristed Dick's!

[Navy Patriot]

I was never a big fan of Dick’s Sporting Goods but I won’t go in there anymore.

I used to regularly shop at Target too but I haven’t been in a Target over the last few years. They won’t see a dime of my money either.

I found this place, and they are not dicks, but the real deal: Sportsman's Warehouse

Alloysteel, I bought one o' them thar Assault Rifles a few years ago, and it's been a big disappointment.

I stood it in my living room corner and it ain't assaulted a single one of several rude visitors I'd hoped it would.

Maybe it's a factory defect, just my luck.

[dp0622]

Is this true?

It’s coming from a website called faux news??

Doesn’t mean fake in French?

[boomop1]

Assault weapon, I guess that includes every handgun or refile the shoots a bullet, good for them go bankrupt fools. I need to go get an AR-15 I am only 76 but will need it to defend my freedoms.

[Navy Patriot]

I think I’ve been had, the author claims he’s an “Assault Urinialist”, and that’s a piss poor joke.

[Surrounded_too]

TO Dick’s — esadmf

[reg45]

They halted semi-automatic weapons sales, not assault weapons sales. They never sold assault weapons.

[LongWayHome]

The price of virtue-signaling. Hope it was worth it to them.

[cpdiii]

When you are “A DICK” there are consequences for being a dick!

[Navy Patriot]

Never believe a progressive when they promise you anything, because it might be raining tomorrow or the local starbucks may have an extra long line.. Never follow the lead of a progressive , never ever believe someone who's mind changes by the weather, how much the cat pooped this morning, their boyfriend dumped them, or the AG says there was no collusion.. You just can't trust folks who have no self worth..

So Dick has been dicked! Now I get it.

[bgill]

[Navy Patriot]

They never sold assault weapons.

Maybe that's because there is no such thing.

[LegendHasIt]

I was wondering something like that. I’ve done a little business with Bass Pro, and quite a bit more with Cabellas, before Bass Pro took them over. I figured the combination of the two, and the other B-P subsidiaries would be the largest.

I guess they are, in the most important way... money.

[unixfox]

Well let’s just hope it’s not over yet. I hope they keep losing until they are dead and gone.

[Cuttnhorse]

This is where I shop:

[faithhopecharity]

so VERY glad to hear that The Dick is losing $$$$!

Hoping that it goes into bankruptcy ASAP!
The less Enemies Within our country, the better for us all.

damn the Dick!

[frank ballenger]

LOL.

Maybe it’s true that guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

And knives, fireplace tools and even big rocks outside. Don’t tell the gun grabbers, they might cry.