[Navy Patriot]

I was never a big fan of Dick’s Sporting Goods but I won’t go in there anymore.

I used to regularly shop at Target too but I haven’t been in a Target over the last few years. They won’t see a dime of my money either.

I found this place, and they are not dicks, but the real deal: Sportsman's Warehouse

Alloysteel, I bought one o' them thar Assault Rifles a few years ago, and it's been a big disappointment.

I stood it in my living room corner and it ain't assaulted a single one of several rude visitors I'd hoped it would.

Maybe it's a factory defect, just my luck.

[frank ballenger]

LOL.

Maybe it’s true that guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

And knives, fireplace tools and even big rocks outside. Don’t tell the gun grabbers, they might cry.