Trees are migrating west to escape climate change

Popular Science ^ | August 16, 2018 | By Marlene Cimons

[mountn man]

I saw three trees at the bus station yesterday...carrying some very nice luggage.

"Nice trunks you got there"

[TomGuy]

And clams have feet.

[ref B.C. cartoon series]

[mountn man]

If your going to multi post...

You need to do it in trees...not twos

[Hot Tabasco]

Tree migration is due to landscaping designs bringing in trees from one geographic location to another.........Not a nature driven search for water or whatever.

[Tunehead54]

Every time I see this pic I think the face down guy wants to hug a bush even though there's plenty of trees around.

Then the gal is screaming "Screw the trees - I'm getting lucky ..."

The other two gals are praying for another guy and the guy with the headband - well I'm not going to say what I think he's doing but he may be gay.

Pretty sure that's what was going on. ;-)

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[mountn man]

Stay
Just a little bit longer
Trees, trees, trees, trees, trees
Tell me you’re going to

Now, your daddy don’t mind
And your mommy don’t mind
If we have another dance
Just one more
One more time

[Retvet]

Or maybe people are planting them in new locations.

[Pining_4_TX]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4_9kDO3q0w

[Magnum44]

;-)

[Rebelbase]

I hope the guy on the ground is laying his face in poison ivy. (said as I have the remnant of a festering patch of it on my arm)

[bgill]

That makes no sense. It’s drier in the west.

[bert]

Of course

Coconuts abandon home when very young

[pax_et_bonum]

[Impy]

I had no idea that pinecones could walk.

[twyn1]

yep - I thought the same thing about face-down guy. That’s probably the closest he’s ever been able to get his hand to a pretty girl’s “hoo-hah”. (ha!)
Then I read the following poison ivy remark and laughed yet again!

[LongWayHome]

My trees out back told me they are thinking of moving out west too. I said enjoy:)

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Well played sir!

[NFHale]

Not only can they walk...

You should see the little bastards run...

[Fresh Wind]

I’ve noticed that white oaks don’t care for black oaks, and force them to migrate to the back of the forest.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’m old enough now where I can call bull**** on liberal crap like this. First time I ever saw Saguaro cactuses was in 1960. You would first encounter them on Black Canyon Highway (I-17) when you dropped off of Sunset Point. In 1970, the “global coolers” told us that they Saguaro were “migrating” south to escape the cold. In the 1970s, you encountered them in the same exact spot. 1980s and 1990s, THE SAME PLACE. Y2K! The same place! 2010. Yup, same place. 2018. Same place. Somebody B boosh*ttin’.