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[satire] CO baker forced to bake cake celebrating possible closure of his own bakery
https://babylonbee.com/ ^ | 8/15/18 | Unknown

Posted on 08/15/2018 5:36:38 PM PDT by Midwesterner53

A far-left activist group was throwing a party to celebrate the fact that Phillips has found himself in legal trouble yet again, despite winning a Supreme Court case earlier this year, and phoned the Masterpiece Cakeshop to order a cake with the words “DOWN WITH MASTERPIECE CAKESHOP!” written in frosting on top. When Phillips turned down the request, CEU units arrived on the scene, kicked down the unlocked front door of his shop, and forced him to bake the cake at gunpoint.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bakery; emilylitella; fascistcolorado; homosexualagenda; masterpiececakeshop; nevermind; satire
So Colorado has it's own gestapo? Who knew. Supreme Court be damned. One of the Supreme Court justices needs to find the state in contempt and slap a huge fine on them and a protection order on this baker. I would have gone to jail before I baked that cake, or just told the brown shirts to shoot me or get out. This is the tolerance and compassion of the fringe left that we have today, state sanctioned antifa.
1 posted on 08/15/2018 5:36:39 PM PDT by Midwesterner53
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To: Midwesterner53

Babylon Bee is a parody/satire website. LOL.


2 posted on 08/15/2018 5:39:05 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them ... like Russians will.")
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To: Midwesterner53

Babalon Bee IS a parody site, in case you didn’t know.


3 posted on 08/15/2018 5:41:29 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: Midwesterner53
Latest Lawsuit map...


4 posted on 08/15/2018 5:42:09 PM PDT by GraceG ("Q is not a Cult, you can safely leave at any time, unlike Islam")
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To: Midwesterner53

Although I do fully agree with your sentiments.


5 posted on 08/15/2018 5:43:31 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: Midwesterner53

Please add “satire” to the title so I won’t waste time clicking on threads I have no interest in reading. Nothing wrong with satire, but it isn’t why I read FreeRepublic.


6 posted on 08/15/2018 5:45:47 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Midwesterner53

Imagine, the whole Civil Rights Commission in jail for Contempt of Court.


7 posted on 08/15/2018 5:49:56 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: Midwesterner53

“CEU units arrived on the scene, kicked down the unlocked front door of his shop, and forced him to bake the cake at gunpoint.”

Wait a minute...lol.


8 posted on 08/15/2018 5:52:45 PM PDT by JPJones (More tariffs, less income tax.)
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To: Midwesterner53

There must be a grain of believability for satire to work. Apparently, this satire works quite well.

I love the Bee!


9 posted on 08/15/2018 5:54:41 PM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: Mr Rogers

If you have to tell someone it’s satire then it isn’t.


10 posted on 08/15/2018 5:56:38 PM PDT by arrogantsob (?on.com)
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To: Mr Rogers

I just hit the abuse button asking the mods to do that very thing. FYI, the poster cannot go back and edit his title. In order for the mods to catch the problem, one must hit the abuse button with your request. It doesn’t always mean “abuse.”


11 posted on 08/15/2018 5:56:59 PM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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I wish they’d make it policy to not post satire without tagging the title.


12 posted on 08/15/2018 6:05:29 PM PDT by TheZMan (I am a secessionist.)
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IIRC, it IS the policy. But, not a written policy.


13 posted on 08/15/2018 6:26:40 PM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: Midwesterner53

The Bee stings!


14 posted on 08/15/2018 6:50:16 PM PDT by karnage
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To: Alberta's Child

Satire addresses real-world issues, nonetheless.


15 posted on 08/16/2018 6:33:02 AM PDT by fwdude (History has no 'sides;' you're thinking of geometry.)
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