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Ocasio-Cortez Wins Coveted Casey Stengel Award! (Satire)
Very Ersatz News ^ | August 13, 2018 | Editorial Board

Posted on 08/13/2018 7:54:56 AM PDT by rexthecat

VEN (NEW YORK) — “I am like SO HONORED!” an uncharacteristically speechless, self-proclaimed Democratic-Socialist Alexandra Octavio-Cortez told reporters, after accepting The Casey Stengel Award For Public Speaking Excellence at the El Club Cubano Interamericanol in the Bronx Sunday. “You have no idea how special this is to me! Dios Mio! Such a great man! My grandfather used to quote him to me when I was a little girl! And I have a recording of his testimony to the Asamblea Legislativa!

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: alinsky; aoc; awards; moonbat; occasionalcortex; ridicule; satire; walkaway
Socialism has never been so funny!
1 posted on 08/13/2018 7:54:56 AM PDT by rexthecat
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To: rexthecat

Given Stengel’s penchant for tortured logic while speaking, I think she’d be an excellent candidate for the award, if it existed.


2 posted on 08/13/2018 7:58:21 AM PDT by ssaftler (It's not the "deep state". It's the "odoriferous oligarchy")
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To: ssaftler

How about Yogi Berra.


3 posted on 08/13/2018 8:03:31 AM PDT by mosaicwolf
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To: mosaicwolf

But Yogi was funny.


4 posted on 08/13/2018 8:04:21 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (politics)
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To: mosaicwolf

Yogi Berra is a genius.


5 posted on 08/13/2018 8:04:45 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: rexthecat

Stop CAT-CALLING her you sexist-racists!


6 posted on 08/13/2018 8:08:00 AM PDT by sickoflibs ('Equal protection' only applies to illegals not you!)
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To: ssaftler

It’s an insult to Sengel.


7 posted on 08/13/2018 8:08:49 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: rexthecat

This Month's Winner Of The "David Hogg Of The Month Crown"

The Brown Bolshevik From The Bronx - Alexandra Octavio-Cortez


8 posted on 08/13/2018 8:31:40 AM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler (Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats. - P.J. ORourke)
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To: mosaicwolf

Nah, Berra was more into malapropisms, like “Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded”.

Stengel would talk for 5 minutes and at the end, you had no idea what he said or about what he was talking. That seems to be Occasionally-Coherent’s stock in trade.


9 posted on 08/13/2018 10:40:52 AM PDT by ssaftler (It's not the "deep state". It's the "odoriferous oligarchy")
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