Then returns the next
Haven't we seen this before?
Posted on 05/30/2018 8:04:28 AM PDT by Trump20162020
BREAKING: Russian journalist Arkady Babchenko, who was reported killed in Kiev, shows up at a news conference in Ukraine.
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Then who was the dead body that was reported? Or was this just a way to flush the reporter out to find him?
Just some more Fake News or what?
Then returns the next
Haven't we seen this before?
Ukraine paraded him out on camera, he’s 100% confirmed alive.
...and people say that fake news is fake news....
What is truth?
And so is Yassir Arafat...................
Any Elvis sightings?
Arkady: Yeah, it’s me sir. It’s been a harrowing few days. After the accident, I crawled into a ditch and managed to survive on grubs and puddle water, until a kindly old gentleman picked me up.
Steinbrenner: Grubs, huh? Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those.
Arkady: Anyway, as I was lying in the puddle, I think I may have found a way for us to get Bonds and Griffey, and we wouldn’t have to give up that much.
Steinbrenner: Well, don’t tell it to me Arkady, tell it to the new Assistant to the General Manager.
Arkady: I didn’t get the job?
Steinbrenner: Well, once you were dead, we couldn’t just sit on our hands. We had to make a move...
(Arkady turns to leave, no longer walking with he crutches,
and takes the bandage off his head)
Steinbrenner: But, you still have your old job. Of course, we’ll have to dock you for the time you missed. We’re running a ball club here. If I give special treatment to you, everyone will want it. Next thing you know its chaos! And I can tell you this, chaos does not work for the New York Yankees! Not as long as I’m running the show!
I hope he quoted Mark Twain.
One day, in the middle of the night...
“Any Elvis sightings?”
Both Elvis and Bruce Lee are alive and well. They co-own a Karate school in Dubai.
My thought also:)
The guy had an apartment in Israel; it makes one wonder about how this might have been set up...amazing.
LOL
Was Seth Rich staying there too?
It is an exact duplicate!
She must have fallen asleep!!
It was a police sting operation. They faked the mark’s death and the turned assassin wore a wire when collecting his fee.
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