More pictures at the link, she lost her arm while the two were in a plastic canoe at Victoria Falls; but they won't let this stand in the way of their marriage vows.
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Hard to even make this stuff up!
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2 posted on
05/07/2018 5:04:21 PM PDT by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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3 posted on
05/07/2018 5:06:25 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(What America needs is more Hogg control.)
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4 posted on
05/07/2018 5:06:28 PM PDT by
MUDDOG
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Reminds me of an old Ogden Nash poem.
I give you now Professor Twist
A conscientious scientist.
Trustees exclaimed “he never bungles”
and sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside
one day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later
been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
You mean he said, a crocodile.
5 posted on
05/07/2018 5:07:36 PM PDT by
yarddog
To: BeadCounter
The guy really, really wants to get divorce raped someday.
6 posted on
05/07/2018 5:07:48 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BeadCounter
Crocodiles = bad.
Gators = good.
Congrats to the happy couple. May they keep all their remaining limbs.
7 posted on
05/07/2018 5:08:30 PM PDT by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Sessions couldn't find his own ass if Al Franken was grabbing it at the time ))))
To: BeadCounter
bride running on Adrenaline
8 posted on
05/07/2018 5:20:03 PM PDT by
griswold3
(Just another unlicensed nonconformist in am dangerous Liberal world.)
To: BeadCounter
She wins this week’s Hardcore Award. Much respect!
9 posted on
05/07/2018 5:21:46 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
( Liberals, go find another country.)
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A few years ago HBO did a series on The Number One Ladies’ Detective Agency. (It only lasted one season). One case was a disappearing husband who turned out to have been eaten by a crocodile. When Precious Ramotswe finds his watch inside the croc, his grieving widow is relieved that at least he wasn’t cheating on her.
12 posted on
05/07/2018 5:24:26 PM PDT by
hanamizu
To: BeadCounter
Guess she can only keep him at an arm distance the rest of her life.
13 posted on
05/07/2018 5:26:25 PM PDT by
Karliner
(Jeremiah29:11,Romans8:28 Isa 17, Damascus has fallen)
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16 posted on
05/07/2018 6:03:25 PM PDT by
EdnaMode
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Beautiful bride! Best of everything to the 2 of them!
20 posted on
05/07/2018 6:20:20 PM PDT by
lighthouse
(Enough already)
To: BeadCounter
Arm or no…she’s a beautiful bride. Best to the happy couple!
To: BeadCounter
Where was Eric Schneiderman? Was he swimming near canoe?
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Dunno how a White fella survived in Zimbabwe this long, but may God bless and keep their marriage and make sure that they become one flesh! In Jesus’ name, Amen.
27 posted on
05/07/2018 7:25:10 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
( The US Constitution ....... Invented by geniuses and God .... Administered by morons ......)
To: BeadCounter
Forearmed is forewarned? Or vice versa?
To: Slings and Arrows
Are you still doing the not-a-ping list?
37 posted on
05/07/2018 8:49:29 PM PDT by
To Hell With Poverty
(Refreshing? Trump makes me feel like I just freebased a York Peppermint Pattie!)
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