Posted on 12/13/2017 10:34:11 PM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
Recently, a young being I dont want to presume its gender identity, but itll probably throw a hissy fit about my blatant chrono-shaming anyway scribbled an article titled 10 Things Every Intersectional Feminist Should Ask On a First Date for his/her/xir fellow liberal freaks. Its an illuminating view into the twisted minds of the SJWs, but the article never answers the first question we all asked ourselves reading the title: Why the hell would anyone ever date an intersectional feminist?
Masochism? Threats? Lost a bet?
Anyway, her/his/xir article is meant to help her/his/xir readers determine whether their prospective mates will be adequate accomplices in the fight against white supremacy, queerphobia, and misogyny because [i]f youre not going to support marginalized folks, then we cant be friends, let alone date. The personal is political. Wow, he/she/xe seems super fun, huh?
We Normals seek accomplices in reproduction, while SJWs seek accomplices in ideological onanism. Take solace in the fact that we are totally going to outbreed these lunatics.
But as conservatives, its vital that we also do some screening of our own. After all, the last thing we want to do is inadvertently turn down a Darwinian not-a-through-street and spawn more liberals. Im out of the dating game thanks to my closed-minded, heavily-armed, hot American-Cuban wife, but let me try to help out you singleberries with some questions to assist you in detecting any right-swipes who are actually covert leftist weirdos, losers, and/or mutations.
1. Do you believe that any groups lives matter more than others?
The answer should be a resounding, Yes!
American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners, our allies matter more than our enemies, and some people like jihadists, perverts, and people who refuse to acknowledge the manifest truth that Die Hard is a Christmas movie matter not at all and should be hunted for sport.
If your date starts telling you some races matter more than others, get up and leave preferably sticking your date with the check. The last thing you want is some prog-eugenicist who puts people into categories based on where their great-great-great grandfather came from and then justifying it because every pale truck driver from Lawton, Oklahoma, was somehow born with overwhelming privilege.
Actually, if your date ever uses the term privilege non-ironically, ditch.
2. How many genders are there?
The proper answer is, Two.
There are two genders. Not three. Not four. Not sixtyseven. Two. Male. Female. That is all.
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism in your life?
The correct answer is, I dont. I work to support myself with a job so Im not some freeloading bum feeding off of Uncle Sucker.
If your date has enough dough to indulge in this whiny posturing money probably provided by his/her ultra-disappointed father, who is living back in some suburb and wondering where he went wrong then stick him/her with the check.
4. What are your thoughts on guns?
Your date should answer, You dont have enough guns. This answer should come before you mention just how many guns you already have.
Relationship Rule of Thumb: No one gets to first base without an appreciation of the Second Amendment.
5. Do you support Israel in its fight against Seventh Century savagery?
The only acceptable response is, Oh, hell yeah.
Extra points if your date adds, Every time the IDF launches an airstrike on Hamas an angel gets his wings. And all that land the Palestinian thugs are squatting on? Thats part of Israel too.
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism?
Your date must understand that it is awesome.
The greatest achievement of the last thousand years was the European settlement of North America (South America whatever) and the building of the nation that is the greatest beacon of justice and freedom in human history the United States of America.
Elizabeth Warren notwithstanding, Native Americans are terrific in many ways, including their legendary record as warriors serving in Americas armed forces, and they sure dont need or want some lib doofuss pretend pity. Theres no cheaper, tackier sentiment than a pinko rich chick from Brentwood calling Thanksgiving a celebration of genocide and whinging on about how those mean old settlers conquered the continent back in the olden days of the 1940s or something as if shes ready to pack up her condo and move back across the ocean with 325 million other folks.
7. Do you think socialism is wonderful?
Your date should ask, Is that a sick joke?
The last thing you want is some commie pestering you about how, True socialism has never been tried! Look, if 100 million dead isnt enough to put your date off the Marxist garbage his/her professors shoveled at him/her in school, then your best case scenario is waking up and finding all your cash missing.
8. Do you believe in climate change?
The answer is, Yes. The climate changes all the time. What you really want to know is whether your date is a cultist affiliated with the liberals weird weather religion.
Heres a good way to find out. Offer to drive your date, in a Ford F-150 pick-up truck with no catalytic converter, to a local wood fire BBQ joint that advertises, We have the best ribs and the biggest carbon footprint in town!
If your dates response is, But that seems like a socially irresponsible earth-crime against Gaia, go alone. If your dates response is, Lets Uber instead so we can both drink lots of beer, consider proposing marriage.
9. Do you support people from Islamic countries?
The right answer is, Yes, which is why I support American warriors hunting down and killing jihadist scum in whatever stinking cesspool these cowardly semi humans are hiding in.
Ten bonus points if this prompts your date to mention his/her Army tour in the Middle East. Five points if it was with the Marines, three for Navy. If Air Force, no bonus points and expect your date to complain that the restaurants chairs arent comfy enough.
10. So, what do you think of CNN and the mainstream media?
This should provoke a tidal wave of obscenities and profanities and a torrent of phrases like fake news, That weasel Don Lemon and Dont even get me started on Brian Tater Stelter .
If your date says something like, Well, I think journalists try really hard to be objective and do the best they can to report the truth, then you should depending on how hot your date is either bail immediately, or work to help your date get conservative woke. Some awesome conservative literature is a good start.
11. So, do you consider yourself Never Trump?
This is a deal killer. Sure, if your date is a Never Trumper, you might get a Conservative, Inc., cruise out of it provided youre willing to sit through a scintillating panel discussion with Bill Kristol talking to Ben Sasse about health care reform and spend your evenings drinking Idaho chardonnay on the Lido Deck while David Frum reminisces about back when he mattered.
But dont do it. If your date answers in the affirmative, you can be sure that, like with the president, no matter what you do, no matter how conservative you are, your date will never be satisfied with you and will spend the rest of the date complaining about your lack of True Conservative principles. And you can be equally sure that if your date is a Salon Approved Fredocon, youre unlikely to ever be satisfied either.
#2 - Kurt has fallen for the lib-prog usage about the word “gender” which has nothing to do with your genitalia configuration. I’m pretty certain Kurt didn’t plan to have a discussion about the correct article usage (le? la? Never could fathom that) in the French language where words have gender. Universally, people are of one SEX or another and conservatives should not fall for that lib-prog language. There is nothing wrong with being plain-spoken about the fact that there are only two SEXES.
First question. Am I going to “get any” tonight??
2. How many genders are there?
The proper answer is, Three.
There are three genders. Masculine, feminine and neuter. Not two, not four. Gender is a grammatical category, it is an attribute of words. He. She. It.
There are two sexes. Two. Male. Female. That is all. Sex is a biological category, it is an attribute of human beings.
How about, “If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you sue me?”
I wouldn’t ask questions about politics.
I just would watch how she treats the waiters or waitresses.
If she shows courtesy and respect, we have a winner.
Actions speak louder than words.
Do yourself a favor & get the answers to these questions BEFORE the first date.
Actually, there are 3 sexes: Male, Female and Mentally Ill.
You’re right, and that’s one of the first questions I ask folks, even if I’m contemplating befriending someone.
Nothing is more evil than murdering those that can’t even protect themselves or speak for themselves.
I love this guy.
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Drive them around in a deleted duramax with a tune, and five inch straight pipes, bonus if you have low boost turned up, turbo spins up way faster and lots of rolling coal hah.
Had to pick up a hound in Seattle in September and I think I pissed off about 96.43% of the population.
The urban dictionary is mostly a bunch of kids making up bizarre stuff much of it things that no one has ever done. The other day I ran acrossed a term that supposedly referenced practices with corpses and bowling balls.
lol....I believe you are correct. Way to much time on their hands.
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Yes, of course, and it was totally by accident, too - right?
Regards,
Whats your favorite magazine?
Right answer: 30 round AR-15.
Any conservative who stays around with a female who starts this litany of liberal questions deserves the emasculation he is getting.No conservative will get past the first of the questions here proposed as counter to the liberal queries. The femalw will start calling him a racisthomophoberapistKKKNAZIetc.etal and will never hear the next question. And then she goes to the poice and charges him with attempted date rape.
When is it appropriate to discuss limited slip or open differential?
4. What are your thoughts on guns?
My son met his now girlfriend when he walked in to work one day and saw a new girl working there. She looked at him and said “Nice Magpul hat.”
I would ask this 1 Corinthians 7 verses 1 to 17 provide a comprehensive outline and description of how God wants men and women to relate to and treat each other. On a verse by verse basis, please walk me through these verses with your understanding of what each mean .
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