Posted on 09/26/2017 2:59:11 PM PDT by Hadean
An American patrol boat in the Gulf of Mexico. The guy on the boat is cruising along, and suddenly sees two Mexicans going for the border. The guy says, Hey, what are you doing? And the Mexicans say, Were invading America. And the guy on the boat says, What, just the two of you? And the Mexicans say back, Oh no, were the last ones. The others are already there.
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Last year they bitched and moaned about American Indian, Hawaiian, Geisha Girls,etc costumes because they were racist examples of “cultural appropriation “. More getting offended for the sake of getting offended. I remember years ago I dressed up as a Hasidic Jew and my buddy who was part Arabic dressed up as an Arab sheikh. Got a little blitzed and tried to do the Rock the Casbah video. Good times.
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Only MEDIUM size, all other sizes sold out:
They have several at Amazon-
https://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&field-keywords=Border%20Patrol%20Halloween%20Costume&index=blended&link_code=qs&sourceid=Mozilla-search&tag=mozilla-20
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you need to do that with someone taking video. That would be a laugh fest for sure.!
I recall buying a couple border patrol hats online at the same time I bought some ‘Hey Mr. President,where’s the 700 mile fence?’ T shirts.
Love it!
Had a buddy in high skrool buy a surplus Dodge Ramcharger from the BP. One day while driving by a construction site he noticed people scattering. That day a new game was born.
Oh, the border patrol costume is awesome (but you better be able to defend yourself)!
It used to be fun to walk onto a construction site and shout 'La Migra' several times.
You can still have some fun in a restaurant by holding up your water glass and loudly saying 'ICE, ICE.'
Si La Migra..esta Bueno
Si La Migra..esta Bueno
You know if I had that I just might give out candy this year. I quit many years ago because of the third worlders hauling their kids in to our country club neighborhood. An unending stream of cars down our street following their kids.
That costume would be fun. lol
Illegal aliens should be prohibited from trick or treating.
They have completely ruined it for real Americans with their overt greed and parasitism.
Just one of the many things that our children will never experience because of them.
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