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Cops chase runaway alpaca through mosque
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Posted on 09/10/2017 3:24:29 PM PDT by ItsOnlyDaryl
Australian authorities were finally able to round up a mischievous alpaca after they initially encountered it inside a mosque.
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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: muslimworld
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Would've been a more newsworthy story if it had been a pig, I suppose.
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Did they catch it before it was raped?
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:25:34 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:25:44 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
What were those Muzzies planning to do with that Alpaca? I shudder to think.
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:27:50 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
Should have stapled strips of bacon to it first
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:32:45 PM PDT
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
To: House Atreides
YOU shudder??? Just think of the poor alpaca.
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:33:21 PM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
It looks like a young one.
They need a Caballero experienced with a lariat.
Some are calling the event the Alpaca-Lypse!
To: hal ogen
Do they close their eyes and imagine being with a camel?
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:37:20 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Running closely behind it was a Muslim man zipping up his pants.
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:38:55 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
“The running of the alpacas? Surprising. So is saving money on car insurance with Geico.”
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:40:18 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
I hope it voided its bladder and bowels inside the mosque before it left!
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posted on
09/10/2017 3:48:05 PM PDT
by
W.
(What's crackin', bitch? Har!)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Al Paca Bar!!
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
They should have waited until the Muslims gang raped it and it was more tired
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posted on
09/10/2017 4:03:01 PM PDT
by
montag813
(ue)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
Gosh, those Islamic Mosques are really Alpacan’em in.
And it isn’t even Ramadan Break.
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posted on
09/10/2017 4:04:22 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(7.5 mos M/R joining dems to block Cons. agenda? No problem. Trump deal w/Dems, big problem! Ah NO!)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
I was in Aldi yesterday where I saw the son of a Muslim family pick up and start playing with a dog chew toy that was shaped as a pig. Every time he squeezed it, it made cute little piggy noises.
I almost laughed as the sight was so comical.
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posted on
09/10/2017 4:23:41 PM PDT
by
JosephW
(Mohammad Lied, People die!)
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
The comments are better than the story!
allahu alpackbar!
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posted on
09/10/2017 4:25:52 PM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Lying Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
To: DoughtyOne
after they initially encountered it inside a mosque
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posted on
09/10/2017 4:38:57 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: DoughtyOne
They should have destroyed the mosque in order to save it.
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posted on
09/10/2017 4:48:37 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: ItsOnlyDaryl
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posted on
09/10/2017 6:28:05 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
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