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"I Got A New Job"
[Deplorable Records - The Jeffy Sessions]

Yeah-eah!

I got a new job
One that won't make me slick
One that won't make me look like a Tzar
Or make me feel like a chick

I got a new job
One that won't use my head
One that won't keep my shoes too dry
Or let your flag turn red

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me clean up all those little piles of poo.
They piddle and they poo!

I got a new job
One handling spills
One that don't leak as much
as the one on The Hill

I got a new job
One that won't go away
Poodles keep me up all night
They won't let me sleep all day

Poodles piddle when they're nervous
Wondering what to do
They piddle on the carpet and leave a lot of poo.
They piddle and they poo!
Piddle and poo, baby

I got a new job
Didn't do what I should
One that won't make Hill feel too bad
One that won't make Bill feel too good

I got a new job
One with no doubt
One that won't let them bark too much
when I take them out.

One that won't make them nervous
Wondering what to do
Cleaning piddle on the carpet and scooping up their poo.
They piddle and poo!
Piddle and poo!

[to the tune of]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZwQRCkKxNE

7 Months

Piss or get off the DOJ pot, poodle boy.

1 posted on 07/26/2017 7:29:57 AM PDT by HLPhat

2 posted on 07/26/2017 7:31:05 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)

My only question is this now being started or has this been an on going investigation? If he is only now getting started, what took so long?

3 posted on 07/26/2017 7:34:12 AM PDT by Parley Baer

Nicely done. In any case, a highly placed anonymous un-named big time associate of other highly placed anonymous un-named associates declared that he heard from his/her/its cousin 3 times removed that .............

4 posted on 07/26/2017 7:34:27 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)

I think Trump like a lot of us lost it when Sessions set his first top priorities as civil forfeiture and cracking down on pot smokers.

8 posted on 07/26/2017 7:38:35 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog

10 posted on 07/26/2017 7:41:45 AM PDT by Leep (Less talk more ACTiON!)

It is way past time for this type of ILLEGAL act to be not just investigated, but PROSECUTED.

Prosecute a few of the Deep State types, and put them away for a LOOOONG time, and the rest will fall into line. Maybe even execute one or two.

Ditto for those minions of Clinton or Obama - if there is a significant penalty associated with enabling a big wheel, then future big wheels won’t try to get away with so much law-breaking...because fewer people will be willing to put their freedom, careers or their lives on the line for a crooked pol.

15 posted on 07/26/2017 8:03:22 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)

Too little too late.

17 posted on 07/26/2017 8:06:47 AM PDT by Jim W N

Clueless.

Are you now, or have you ever been a prosecutor?

22 posted on 07/26/2017 8:31:26 AM PDT by LS ("Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually" (Hendrix))

Does anyone else find it to be funny that we’re getting anonymous leaks about anonymous leakers?

30 posted on 07/26/2017 9:57:33 AM PDT by zeugma (The Brownshirts have taken over American Universities.)

If true, then this story itself is a leak.

45 posted on 07/26/2017 1:47:28 PM PDT by Cementjungle

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