HAPPY RAMADAN EVERYBODY! (Here's a song I wrote to get you all in the mood to celebrate)

None | 5/26/2017 | Me, Myself & I

[Maceman]

A Ramadan Carol
(To the tune of “Deck the Halls”)

Fill the floors with lots of victims
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
'Cause we really need to fix 'em
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Don we now our Muslim head gear
(Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Shoot the bloody kafirs dead here
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)

Kill the queers with guns and roof drops
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Spill their beers and hear those gun pops
(All-ahu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
’Cause Mohammed said to do it
(Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Watch Obama misconstrue it
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)

Death to all who doubt our prophet
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Take a bomb to work and drop it
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Rape and sell off all their women
Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Leave the streets with blood a-brimmin’
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)

Sorry, liberals. There's only 1 interpretation of Islam — Muhammad's

[rfp1234]

Well done, FRiend!

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Anybody placing bets on the number of mass muslim attacks yet?
What are the odds? /s

[Honorary Serb]

Ramadan is here!!! Some muzzles celebrated by doing this:

http://news.sky.com/story/egypt-bus-shooting-at-least-26-dead-after-attack-on-coptic-christians-10893885

This happens every year at Ramadan! May the Memory of our Christian Brothers and Sisters who perished in this attack be Eternal!

Instead of mass murder, we infidels should celebrate Ramadan by eating Pork dishes!! My favorite is Pork and Sauerkraut, but good old Southern Barbecue is great, too!!!!

Of course, the Muhammadans and their lib supporter will condemn our Pork feasts as “mean-spirited” and “bigoted”, but will soft-pedal any criticisms of mass murder by muslims as a way of celebrating Ramadan. Sad!

[thorvaldr]

It’s gonna be a long ramadan

[Honorary Serb]

“Ramadan is here,
jihadis all will cheer,
fun for all that terrorists call
their favorite time of year.

Nerve gas in the air,
bodies everywhere,
martyrs come from far and wide
to pay homage to CAIR.

Ramadan is here,
infidels will fear,
humping goats and cutting throats
will bring Islamic cheer!

14 posted on 11/7/2002, 5:03:40 PM by MarineDad

[M Kehoe]

Put me in the holiday spirit.

5.56mm

[I want the USA back]

Good.

Watch the news. Notice if there are more muzzy attacks during ramadamadingdong than before and after.

[Fiddlstix]

Great Post!

[GreyHoundSailor]

Tips to surviving Ramadan in a muslim country:

1. Drive like a maniac - everyone else does.
2. Sleep with earplugs, because the guys banging drums at 0300 to wake people up before sunrise make it down every street.
3. When the drum-bangers stop by your home looking for a tip after Ramadan - hand them an alarm clock.
4. Drive really slow through a construction area and throw bottles of water out the window.

[Liz]

Talent galore......you ought try to get on the Tonight Show.....(smirk)

[The Sons of Liberty]

I crave bacon!

[musicman]

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[lightman]

Briliant!

Who would dare to spoof Ramadan?
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Put a fatwah out on “Maceman”
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
He might dig himself still deeper
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
But screen names will shield a FReeper
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)

[EnquiringMind]

Love it

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

There is even a simpler Ramadamadingdong song.

Tra-la-la-BOOM-a-day!
Tra-la-la-BOOM-a-day!
Tra-la-la-BOOM-a-day!
Tra-la-la-BOOM-a-day!
Tra-la-la-BOOM-a-day!

etc.