Posted on 03/12/2017 6:36:14 AM PDT by Kaslin
Democrats are taking to the streets in waves. First it was women (the day after the inauguration), then it was immigrants (conflating legal and illegal aliens in the hope of making people think they are one in the same), then it was women again (because, presumably, someone ordered too many crocheted vagina hats the first time around and needed to unload them). Which group will be next? Allow me to offer some help.
Should they go back to immigrants? No, no one cared last time. They cant repeat women after having just done women. Besides, like with immigrants, no one outside of newsrooms gave a damn or really noticed.
How about LGBTQ? A Day Without A Gay? It does have a certain ring to it. But again, the problem is who is going to notice? Americans dont run around spotting gay people and attempting to otherize them, as leftists like to say. And the crocheted design, not to mention the sales or the cost of extra yarn, might leave something to be desired.
There is, however, one group of people the political left has a stranglehold on which is large enough to be noticed by all, though perhaps not missed, if they were to strike for one day: idiots.
Might I suggest the next A Day Without protest be A Day Without Idiots.
Newsrooms would be empty. People would notice the normally vacant head of hair reading the nightly news being replaced by an empty chair eventually probably.
There certainly would be fewer interpretive dances at city council meetings.
Government agencies would undoubtedly be forced to close if idiots took the day off. But if the strike was successful, and all idiot-Americans refused to participate in any activities that day, the absence of government employees would go unnoticed by most since their customers would be out as well.
No TV or movie production would take place that day; Hollywood would be as empty as the space between the ears this years award winners. Concerts would be cancelled, Broadway a ghost town.
Hell, New York would be empty; California would collectively go to the beach.
Left lanes on freeways would only be filled by people going fast, blindly j-walking in the middle of a block across a one-way street while texting and looing the wrong way would not happen. Fast-food drive-thrus would move efficiently with the anchors on the crew playing X-Box at home.
See, its not all bad.
Marginally talented comedians wouldnt accuse anyone with brain cancer of having Nazi hair simply because they dont agree with them politically. It would also spare the country non-apology apologies for a day. No one would have to issue a We deeply apologize for offending tweets to said cancer patients for having Nazi hair while remaining silent on all the other people they accused of the same.
Who would have thought wed come to a point in human history where accusing random strangers of being a Nazi based on having a hairstyle Brad Pitt recently sported because they committed the perceived sin of not agreeing with the accuser politically would only elicit an apology when the recipient is discovered to have a horrible disease but not a blanket apology for making the accusation against 3 other people? Wouldnt you like a day without more of that?
Wouldnt you like a day without any of this? Just one day?
A Day Without Idiots would empty college campuses , as students, professors, and administrators all marched in solidarity against the injustice of not being able to afford what you want to do for spring break or the horrors of white women wearing hoop earrings.
Since well all be supporting these gender and ethnic justice studies participation ribbon recipients once they graduate now that burger-flipping machines are taking over the jobs for which they are most qualified, a day without them would serve as a nice thank you in advance.
Sure, the best vegan restaurants might be forced to close that day for lack of staff, but since there is no such thing as a good vegan restaurant, we, like The Dude in The Big Lebowski, will abide.
Best of all, Congress would be out of session for another day this year. And any day Congress is out of session is a good day for America. One day without politicans swearing to you the GOP Obamacare repeal plan is greatest bill ever or another one swearing it will lead to the end of the Republic or people dropping dead in the streets. Wouldnt a day off from that be nice?
Liberals are fast running out of a victim groups to grant martyr status to, its time they got creative. And itd be nice if they were generous with something besides other peoples money, for once. They should give the country a day off from them. While A Day Without Idiots might not be to their liking, as long as the concept remains, they can call it whatever they want.
Maybe they can even find a way to sell more of those stupid hats. Anything, as long as they leave us the hell alone, for even one day.
How about an eon without Democrats and RINOs?
these pro-women (only liberal women) protests take months to plan and get ready for. these must have been started before the election when it was thought that hillary would win, to show support, and to ram the feminist agenda down everybody’s throat during the presidential ‘honeymoon’.
hillary lost, and these events look sillier and sillier with the rug pulled out by the real voters.
There would be no need for any "extra" yarn if you're knitting symbolic hats for queers. In fact, you'd probably need less than for their female counterparts, if you get my drift.
I could use a day off.
I have found my calling in life.
Interpretive Dance.
I combine it with a new art form I call Vocal Modern Art.
I spin around while screaming.
I went to the Student Union Building at the local college and put on a performance.
I was twirling and screaming and jumping and snorting.
The English Department hired me as a professor.
This is what happened to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmLfCHF3skk&feature=youtu.be
Congress taking an extended recess?
Face it. The country will never be free of idiots because about half of the population are idiots. Over the last fifty years the culture has declined into a neo pagan crass epicurean state. Many have embraced open homosexuality and its permutations, unrestricted abortion, widespread drug use of multiple intoxicants, earth and celebrity worship, chronic dependence, hedonism and pornography. About of our fellow citizens can be nothing but disturbed, immature Democrats. They will seek chronic attention and are dangerous because they also want power over the decent.
A TRUE government shutdown!
A Day Without Idiots...!?!
True Comedians would have a Renaissance!
Booger eating morons would be kept in
caves,
mocked and ridiculed as they should.
>>How about an eon without Democrats and RINOs?<<
That’s the proposal :)
Winding up in hell scares me not only of the fires but hell is a place of everlasting stupidity and dumbness.
At least we’ll be getting many days without trespassers, with Trump.
Remember, half of Americans are of less than average intelligence. Idiots will get their karma, rest assured - - karma is.
And after that “A day without welfare recipients.”
Taking to the streets and they have no clue why ,D’oh ,Oh maybe anti American
The irony is that all these protests/walkouts have almost zero effect except on school kids and minorities in general.....
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