How about Them Moose Goosers,
Aint they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin them moose.
Goosin them huge moose,
Goosin them tiny,
Goosin them meadow-moose
In the hiney.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Aint they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin through the woods,
Pokin them snoozy moose
In the goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
Itll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!
Mason Williams
LOL. I haven’t seen or heard a spoonerism since I left Ala.