Posted on 12/11/2016 11:15:20 PM PST by Jyotishi
On a sunny day at the end of January 2017, an old man approaches the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenie where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He walked up to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and quietly walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again quietly walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine, understandably a bit agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. What don't you understand about these facts?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, Sir. I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
Very good.
Go Trump!
Good one, sent it to a liberal friend of mine; she will not be amused. Too bad.
This joke made the rounds after Slick Willy was finally gone, back in 2001.
I remember a variant about David Ben Gurion. From the 60’s.
I posted a variant on the famous Lazamataz countdown thread, back when his description of the communist traitor fit in two lines [It is 356 days, 0 hours, 28 minutes, 4 seconds until the Socialist petulant illegal Communist gay crack-smoking Kenyan crypto-Muslim dictator President “Stompy-Foot” Obama leaves office.]
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357 days from now, I will walk up to a U.S. Marine standing guard outside the White House and say, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine will surely look at me and reply, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” I’ll thank him and walk away.
358 days from now I’ll approach the White House and say to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine will again tell me, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” I will thank him and again walk away.
359 days from now, I will approach the White House and speak to the same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, will look at me and say, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
I’ll look at the Marine and say, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”
The Marine, being a patriot, will snap to attention, salute proudly, and say, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
Semper Fi!
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I plan to try it, and my guess is the Marine will recognize the joke at the first question and get a big kick out of it.
Good one. I’m guessing it’s based on some other old standard, but it’s original enough to me that it is funny.
“I plan to try it, and my guess is the Marine will recognize the joke at the first question and get a big kick out of it.”
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I wouldn’t try joking with an on duty Marine guarding the White House. Just a word to the wise.
True. Starting January 20, 2017, they will be guarding a real President.
I’m thinking trying the joke out would go something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB8fM__OcAI&feature=youtu.be&t=8
Those are hilarious.
I don’t have any liberal friends... I know a few, but they’re not friends per se.
I do a few (just a few) liberal relatives, and they have been fun to observe lately.
That is Perfect!!! Semper Fi.
I have found life much more pleasant since I eliminated all of my liberal “friends” and contacts about 15 years ago.
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