Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted on 11/21/2016 4:02:54 PM PST by PROCON
The federal government is worried that America is too stressed out to deal with Thanksgiving dinner safely so at least two departments have entered to help everybody live through the uniquely American holiday while also curbing global warming.
"This week millions of Americans will gather family and friends around the dinner table to give thanks. But for those preparing the meal, it can be a stressful time. Not to mention, for many it is the largest meal they have cooked all year, leaving plenty of room for mistakes that could cause foodborne illness," warned the Agriculture Department.
As a result, USDA is offering tips to help cooks win applause. Or, as they blogged Monday, "To avoid making everyone at the table sick, the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service offers five tips for a food safe Thanksgiving."
Among them: Don't wash the bird because that can spray contaminated water up to three feet away.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
Happy Thanksgiving!
Make sure to ‘flip the bird’ to your local govt busybody.
Shut up and eat!
Global warming? I gotcher global warming - RIGHT HERE!
Says the pimp in the fishbowl shoes.
Another place for funding cuts
I can’t take the stress! I want my Obama shrink!
What kind of power washer are they using?
Looks like there’s plenty of gov’t waste to cut out at the USDA!
Good grief!
Trump Trump Trump!!!
Finally a businessman will shape up this bloated gov’t!
How do they figure organic lowers climate impact? There is a lot more input and a lot less yield from organic farming practices. That is why farmers use modified; it produces more with less input.
Yes, EPA, if you have time to worry about a “green” Thanksgiving, you need to be gone!
I warm the property by idling the SUV in the driveway. Is that wrong?
I cannot tell you how many microseconds I’ve spent worrying about climate change. Hint: >1
“For those of you living in the Southwest, we recommend you not wash your turkey in YELLOW, CONTAMINATED river water that we created. Our bad.”
There were no anti-bacterial soap or plastic bags to protect the food back then.
Fedzilla has the largest carbon footprint of any organization on Earth and the least to show for it. Go green Trump!
I’m still sticking with “the sun makes the earth warm and the revolution around the sun in a year makes the seasonal changes.”
I can’t believe how stupid half our country is. They’re all freaked out about false data and propaganda lies.
And the worst part, my real estate taxes, which I resent greatly, pay to fill the kid’s minds with such lies and turns them into democrat voters later.
My solution - not inviting the far left family members to the holiday meal. Cook less, less travel for the whole group.
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