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This. Cannot. Be. Happening.
The Washington Post ^ | October 28, 2016 | Alexandra Petri

Posted on 10/28/2016 6:18:27 PM PDT by Trump20162020

Hillary Clinton sits on her Throne of Power in the Fortress of Glass, glancing at the ceiling and sharpening her hammer.

She has been starting to hope. Earlier today she sent out one or two emails to old friends in Washington intimating they should “get drinks when I’m back.”

She has started to say “when” more than “if.”

She keeps seeing the number “45” everywhere she looks — records, temperatures — and when she does, she smiles a little to herself, as if it’s an omen.

At the back of her closet there is a checklist of Things To Accomplish that she wrote when she was 11, and of late she has been taking it out and looking at it and trying to decide what color to use when she checks that last box, at the very bottom of the list. In a gesture of optimism, she went out and bought a whole new set of colored pens.

Earlier she told radio host Keith Sweat she was making Bill warm up his saxophone to play in the White House. Having to listen to Bill play the saxophone would be a small price to pay for being in that house again.

She glances at an array of china. Those, she thinks. Bill should choose from among those.

Slowly, gradually, she becomes aware that her aides are whispering in the hallway.

“We have to tell her.”

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: abracadabra; absurdity; anthonyweiner; clinton; comey; emails; fbi; haha; hillaryclinton; humor; idiocy; illusions; irony; jamescomey; satire; weiner
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1 posted on 10/28/2016 6:18:27 PM PDT by Trump20162020
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To: Trump20162020

Panic time for Jeff Bezos and his goons?


2 posted on 10/28/2016 6:19:48 PM PDT by goldstategop ((In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever))
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To: Trump20162020

There Is A Killer On The Road ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3bJN1zLKw


3 posted on 10/28/2016 6:20:54 PM PDT by soycd
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To: Trump20162020

She already stole the silverware.


4 posted on 10/28/2016 6:21:19 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
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To: Trump20162020

Hillary is not cool, calm and in control. She lacks what is needed to lead this country.


5 posted on 10/28/2016 6:21:36 PM PDT by FreedBird (T)
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To: Trump20162020
That was bizarre!

6 posted on 10/28/2016 6:21:46 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill TWITTER !! Kill FACEBOOK !! Free MILO !!)
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7 posted on 10/28/2016 6:22:11 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: goldstategop

Pretty quiet over there tonight.


8 posted on 10/28/2016 6:23:24 PM PDT by Luke21
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To: Trump20162020

How does one sharpen a hammer?


9 posted on 10/28/2016 6:23:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Trump20162020

Oh.my.goodness


10 posted on 10/28/2016 6:23:55 PM PDT by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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11 posted on 10/28/2016 6:24:23 PM PDT by bigbob (The Hillary indictment will have to come from us.)
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To: Trump20162020

the comPost published this crap? For real?


12 posted on 10/28/2016 6:24:24 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Trump20162020
Hitler finds out Trump is winning (caution some F bombs in the subtitles)


13 posted on 10/28/2016 6:24:38 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Never Trump=Always hiLIARy)
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To: goldstategop

Kaine looks disturbed all the time. What are they going to do about the Pain of Kaine?


14 posted on 10/28/2016 6:24:49 PM PDT by FreedBird (T)
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To: Trump20162020

People get paid to write this drivel?


15 posted on 10/28/2016 6:25:02 PM PDT by USNBandit (Sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: gaijin

Oh, that would be SO awesome. Living her last days in the slammer. We’ve never been closer to bagging this awful hag!

Prayers Up! :)


16 posted on 10/28/2016 6:25:10 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: Trump20162020

If the Dear Lord has seen fit to offer us a reprieve that we may fix this benighted Republic, I will gladly accept and find a huge amount of humor in his approach.


17 posted on 10/28/2016 6:25:21 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Hillary caught on Weiner's device!)
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To: Trump20162020

SHE brought this on all herself...she knew what she was doing the whole time, she knew it was unlawful and she did it anyway.

She thought she was ‘to good to get caught’ and had enough information on everyone else to keep them in line...it didn’t happen...

I have NO sympathy for her or the people involved in deceiving the American people and America...she is gutter trash the likes we have NEVER seen and should be LOCKED UP and the key thrown away!!!

...and another one bites the dust...


18 posted on 10/28/2016 6:25:35 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence 100%)
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To: Trump20162020

As an “editorial,” that ranks as the absolute worst one I’ve ever read.

Completely bizarre.


19 posted on 10/28/2016 6:26:14 PM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: BenLurkin

With a hammer sharpener... Duh... ;-)


20 posted on 10/28/2016 6:27:38 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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