Hillary:"Cough...I'm allergic to gravity!"
Posted on 09/13/2016 8:04:36 AM PDT by kevcol
This whole health business has one advantage for hillary with regard to the debates. Now the bar is set so low, because no one expects her to show up or even finish a debate, that if she actually makes it through the first one without passing out that the Dems will scream at the top of their lungs how the whole health thing was a lie made up by Trump and she’s even healthier than he is. hahaha. Sad but true. (apologies for the run on sentence.)
She doesn’t need more water ..... she needs less alcohol.
“A diuretic is a substance that results in the body producing an increased amount of urine. According to Dr. Robert Swift and Dr. Dena Davidson, alcohol’s diuretic effect is fairly significant: drinking the equivalent of 50 grams of alcohol in about 8 ounces of water — in other words, drinking four 2-oz. shots of liquor — can result in the elimination of up to 1 quart of liquid as urine. This occurs because alcohol blocks the release of a hormone that is needed for water reabsorption. Without this hormone — called antidiuretic hormone, or ADH — the kidneys do not reabsorb the water; instead they excrete it as urine.”
http://www.livestrong.com/article/309477-the-effects-of-alcohol-caffeine-on-dehydration/
That’s why I am wondering if Hillary’s people will push for a sit-down debate, rather than risking her standing at a podium for 90 minutes.
Her head will explode if she sees Broaddrick, Jones, and Willey in the front row.
Hillary:"Cough...I'm allergic to gravity!"
I don’t want her to be able to sit in a chair or a stool during the debates. She needs to stand!
“Not a problem ,she’ll be surrounded by a wall of Doctors and Secret Service”
And they will tell everyone that they didn’t see what they actually saw! And the stupid-aeeed Democrats will believe them. I see Hillary being laid to rest in a tomb like Lenin, so her “belivers” can continue to see “her.” They will take her “out” periodically, dust her off, and give her a “tuneup!”
The key issue for a national TV Crooked faceplant is how Trump reacts. He should be coached on how to look/respond, as the cameras will be rolling on him seeking an “inappropriate” reaction.
We should be careful what is wished for.
I pray for Hillary’s health, that she is able to make it though the election so that she can fail, and understand that she needs to come to Jesus.
It would not be wise to substitute someone for Hillary. Many would get more votes than she will.
I hope she makes it through the debates.I think Trump can beat her.
The Hillary Clinton “powering through” talking point montage video:
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=7f5_1473727844
(If your doing the drinking game MAKE SURE you have a designated driver.)
Hillary collapses. They carry her off the stage in a stretcher.
Trump says “what can I say? Vote Trump” and walks off the stage waving.
It’d be great if Katrina Pierson was whispering in her ear, telling her all sorts of awesome stuff to say.....ba ha ha
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In her earpiece: Hi Hillary .... it’s Monica .... Juanita is here with me, too. We’re going to keep you company during the debate, whispering stories of Bill in your ear. Every now and then, you might hear Kathleen’s dead cat meow from beyond the grave .... just sayin’. We know from Bill’s own lips that he “never had sex with that woman” ...me, Monica. What I want to know Hilly ... is did he ever have sex with YOU ... you know, about 9 months before Chelsea was born? Oh, are you getting upset? Your eyes are bugging out & your head is jerking .... ok, ok, let’s change the subject. Let’s talk about Huma! You know .... your little Muslim Brotherhood shadow Huma? The one who sleeps in your bedroom with you in the event you have a ... um.... “medical” emergency? The person who always answers the phone when Bill calls ... he’s really pissed off about that, you know. Whose idea was it for Huma to marry The Wiener and for Bill to perform the ceremony? Hilly - you okay girl? Your eyes are now rolling back in your head, you’ve gone rigid .... Hilly, Hilly ..... watch it, don’t hit the floor too hard ........ crackle, static, high pitched whining sound coming from Hilly’s earpiece.
Has Jeb applied for the role of substitute yet?
Absolutely. If she does faint, the Secret Service will be on that stage within seconds. If Trump rushes over to help, the left will say he "interfered" with efforts to assist her. If he stands back, he will be accused of being "unconcerned and heartless, refusing to attempt to help her."
She was ready in her DNC speech. She’ll be ready for the debates
Great! Just what she needs.
The time to identify a replacement for Hillary Clinton is long since passed. That window closed when the Democratic Presidential Debate Cycle ended.
Massive snowballs (all 50 of them) have already started rolling downhill as ballots are printed, early voting begun, and absentee ballots mailed out to voters. Those are three major issues that would have to be solved with less than 60 days left before the Presidential elections.
The real fun will come when legal challenges are added to that mix. And add to that the Constitutional issue - there is no provision to delay the nation-wide Presidential vote.
Things are shaping up rather quickly to make the post 2000 Presidential election look like a very minor issue.
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